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"No one close to me has died." —sec, PA "My dad died " "My aunt who passed away from terminal cancer was a fighter but she fought in such a sweet way she was a giver and she was always trying to make others hapy when she passed it just hit my heart amazingly hard" —JMK, washington "Can't think of anyone" —TJ, Oxford "My grandpa used to tell jokes all the time when we would visit him. He seems like the kind of person who'd play a practical joke if he could move faster and whatnot. After he passed, I had a dream that I was in a house, and I was trying to catch up to him, but he kept going into different rooms. The house kept getting darker and darker and I kept getting closer to him as I chased him. He was at the end of a hall, smiled at me, and went into the last room. I thought "Gottcha!" and burst into the room only to find I was in the middle of a giant communal shower with a bunch of naked women who started yelling and throwing soap at me. As I woke up abrubtly, I could hear my grandpa laughing in the distance..." —NV, Austin, TX "Sorry I don't tell about my private life and my famimy's members who are died" —ALB, FRANCE "Fuck off and die again" "this one time my dad pooped on the neighbours lawn and blamed it on the dog" —alb, canada "no" —DOB, Melbourne, Australia "Na" —bo, Tennesse

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Interesting Facts About Death

• In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
• The average for females is 77.1
• On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
• So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
• The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
• The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
• Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
• An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
• All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.

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