Staff Tests

The Death Test

By Christian Rudder (1975–2054) & Chris Coyne (1977–2012)

According to our research, this person will be:

Dead at 84

Probable Cause:

Sealed For Privacy

Heartwarming Stories

"my Borther died at age 176 after a year of fighting leukemia. never whined, or was upset for his predicament, he never shed a tear for him self. he was always thinking of other. and always had a SMILE "
—IMV, Vancouver, Canada

",y grandmother made the best swedish meatballs and was trying to teach me to speak swedish, but she died before I learned."
—jdh, Orange County CA

"abe was the most interesting and intelligent person i have ever met. he burned so bright. he was so unique."
—ko, new york

"yffghhgtfyhf"
—sa, jhgvjhg

"my grandma"
—mab, Illinois

"My Aunt Kim died at 31 years old in a car accident. I don't know how heartwarming it is, but she had a beautifull wedding just before she died."
—EP, Jensen Beach Fl

"wtf!?!?"
—LSK, 19355

"About two years ago a close friend from my highschool died of drug overdose. It was really sad because he was very well liked my many. He was always so happy, he was a rodeo rider and a cowboy."
—MLC, Idaho

"My grandfather died when I was 15. He was one of the most learned and kind people I ever knew. When I was a child (11), I gave him a copy of my favorite book, which I now recall he most likely already had a copy in his extensive library. He accepted it graciously and then read it to me, asking thoughtful questions to inspire me to ask them myself as I read other books. I wish he was still around so we could discuss so many things I know he would care about today."
—AMR, Brooklyn, New York, USA

"My best friend passed away less than 30 minutes after I kissed him, told him I loved him and his fiance', and that we'd kick some ass at a tournament the next weekend."
—MDN, Austin Area Central Texas

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Interesting Facts About Death

In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
The average for females is 77.1
On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.

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