Staff Tests

The Death Test

By Christian Rudder (1975–2054) & Chris Coyne (1977–2012)

According to our research, this person will be:

Dead at 76

Probable Cause:

Sealed For Privacy

Heartwarming Stories

"Luna died just 3 weeks ago. I admired her commitments to family, health, spirituality, social justice and play. She taught me that this thing called a drug, marijuana, is rightfully known as a gift from the Goddess. We call her Sacred Herb as a way of honoring her healing powers and her ability to gently conduct us to altered states of mind and perspective on the world. I will always be grateful to Luna for inspiring me to live fully and large while also respecting my boundaries and letting everyone around me know how much I care for them. "
—SWT, Santa Rosa, CA usa

"my best friends older sister got shot cuz she didnt want to give up her car! she was in high scool driving home from work she was like my older sister to so i miss her every day and think of her often!"
—sdc, fresno

"O Lineu me levava pra comprar bala.E se mato."
—JSR, 2700

"Meu primo comeu meu olho."
—45, 7° avenida

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Interesting Facts About Death

In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
The average for females is 77.1
On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.

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