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"He went down like James Dean riding down in the fast lane of life on the wrong side of the road. No body could stop him from colliding with that car it was destiny. It true what they say the brightest burning flame extinguish their own life quicker then others. " —azv, Partyville, USA "i once had a adopted grandparents who treated me like one of her own (she did have 10-20 in the crowd i think so for all i know she thought i was) it was very nice" —BO, Gibsons, BC, Canada "He went down like James Dean riding down in the fast lane of life on the wrong side of the road. No body could stop him from colliding with that car it was destiny. It true what they say the brightest burning flame extinguish their own life quicker then others. " —azv, Little Rock, Arkansas "My cousin she died of colon cancer at the age of 25, I use to tell her stories about fireflies when I was little " —azv, Little rock "no" —jr, knoxville "My grandfather- the epitemy of a good man. Honorable, loyal, well-loved and respected personally and professionally. The goals I strive for everyday." —CHL, New Bedford, Ma. "When I was 10, my best friend died in a horseback riding accident. She was riding, and her horse stumbled. She pitched forward over the horse, hit her head on a fencepost and bled to death in her uncles arms." —alt, idaho "Baby, my Austrailian Shepard dog ... She was absolutely brilliuant. Had roughly a 250 word vocabualry. She loved to play ball with me...Got to the point where she would retreive the ball then slowly back away, head low, eyes on me then try to fake me out getting to it before she did, just as I would try to fake her out the same way." —DML, Penn Yan, New York

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Interesting Facts About Death

• In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
• The average for females is 77.1
• On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
• So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
• The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
• The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
• Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
• An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
• All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.

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