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"My grandmother while on her death bed asked my mother for a cup of tea. On returning with the cup of tea she beheld the dead body of my grandmother." —cv, Cambridge MA "My good friend just lost her four year old niece to brain cancer, on November 20th 2009." —sng, Chino "when I was a teen, my sister in law and I used to kiss and neck and have shopping cart races in the parking lot of the grocery late at night. Then she fell off of a horse and broke her neck." —gdb, Hood River, Oregon "My friend's mother owned a restaurant with her husband, and I worked there, and they had the best crabcakes ever." —PW, Baltimore "2 years old my grandfather picked me up after i fell down the stairs. my earliest memory i have." —TAH, flint michigan "My mom had died of pneumonia caused by breast cancer. I had never told her that I loved her before she died." —JM, Golden, CO "My husband was my high school sweetheart, and my soulmate. He died in an accident when my daughter was only 1, and I was 3 months pregnant with our son. I still miss him everyday, and I will never stop loving him, no matter who I meet in the future or where my life takes me." —KI, USA "I havent really met anyone in my family who has died. My nanny died when i was about three years old and I remember she was nice and she loved me and I was basically put on a pedestle." —brs, colorado "Grandpa asked me how many tattoos I had, and laughed because it was only 1 less than he had." —TLC, Grand Rapids, MI "My kitty use to cuddle with me any chance he got... H would drape himself over my belly when I was pregnant..." —JMR, Des Moines, IA

When Will Your Friends Die?

Interesting Facts About Death

• In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
• The average for females is 77.1
• On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
• So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
• The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
• The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
• Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
• An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
• All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.

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