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The Death Test
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"my great grandmother called me a shit head three days before she died. that was the first and last time i had ever heard her cuss" —md, indianapolis, in "My uncle was always making waffles for us in the mornings and counting down the hours till we could start drinking beer at 5pm sharp. 75th street will never be the same without you. I love you Uncle Donnie...RIP. " —SNG, Columbia, MO "My great grandmother taught me to make peach jam, when I was 18. " —css, philadelphia, pa "No, none of your beezwax" —TN, worcester, ma "a" —a, a "My grandmother who helped raise me past away a couple of years ago. She doed of old age but when ever my family members talk about that day that she passed away, they say that she said my name over and over again during her final hours. As though she was calling out to me. But I was in America and she was in Somalia. I wonder if I could ever have made her final hours any easier just being there that day. And the saddest part of it all is that we have been separated by thousands of miles ever since I was eight years of age when I first left Somalia during the civil war era." —WAW, Columbus, OH "My mother died several years ago and she was my greatest teacher and mentor. I had told my AUnt at one time that I worried about forgetting everything she taught me, her laugh, her smile, and even te way she smelled. That year for CHristmas, my Aunt gave me a botle of my mother's favorite perfume. I still have it in my dresser drawer and I take it out every once in a while to smell it and remember all those evenngs when she would get ready to go out with my father to specal events. It reminds me of how glamorous she was, and how much time she spent to look her best for my dad and anyone she would meet." —MGS, New York, NY "..." , pr "my soul" —ras, planet earth "my husband died 4 days after Christmas 2008. No heartwarming story; he just died in his sleep at the tender age of 46." —JMN, Montreal |
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When Will Your Friends Die?
Interesting Facts About Death
- In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
- The average for females is 77.1
- On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
- So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
- The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
- The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
- Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
- An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
- All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.
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