Mr_Wally

Mar 6, 2010

Rate the person above you in terms of their dateability. The scale is 1-10. 1 = the least dateable; 10= most datebale. Feel free to expand upon the scale, add comments, if you'd like.

If you're straight and the person above you is of the same sex, use the last post by someone of the opposite sex.

Note: Do not include me in this nonsense. kthx.  

SheikofShytown

Mar 6, 2010

^0.00. I don't date guys and this fag looks like the band "Oasis" threw up.

Mr_Wally

Mar 6, 2010

Apparently you can't read, have never seen a picture of the members of the band Oasis, and are stuck in 1997.

Goodday.

SheikofShytown

Mar 6, 2010

^Good luck getting a pity fuck in here. Most of the ladies in OKC aren't into whiney bitches like you, buttercup. The only thing interesting to come out of Cincy was Jerry Springer.

ItinerantMinds

Mar 6, 2010

0^ random douchiness toward a complete stranger is not a good sign for being a dateable guy

SaraMichelle

Mar 6, 2010

Definitely read the thread title as "rate the person above you in terms of their disability." 

xticles

Mar 6, 2010

^^ 9

^ ONE BILLION

Mr_Wally

Mar 6, 2010

Xticles are you a lesbian? if not, you're not following rules, as per usual. Damn Canadian.

SheikofShytown

Mar 6, 2010

^He can't get laid in a whore house. Pity him ladies! He's sick of being a 27 year old virgin.

SaraMichelle

Mar 6, 2010

There aren't any rules in Canada.

Mr_Wally

Mar 6, 2010

 Proselytizing in a bastion of ill rupute isn't a good way to "get some", it's true.

 

And being a 27-year-old...you know...is pretty cool! I still have 13 years until I became pathetic enough to merit a Hollywood film. That's cool, right? 

SheikofShytown

Mar 6, 2010

^He thinks he's going to be a movie star. Now that's funny!

Mr_Wally

Mar 6, 2010

Um, no. They'd just make the movie about my life. It'd probably star DJ Qualls or something.

SheikofShytown

Mar 6, 2010

^Your life should be a movie short, asshat. Weak dork from Cincinnati lives at home until he's 40 without ever getting laid, freaks out and rapes a 70 year old grandma and becomes somebody's bitch in prison.

 

The End.......

Thatguy26

Mar 6, 2010

^1 only because he used asshat in a sentence

xticles

Mar 6, 2010

Rules are boring.

^ Bang.

^^ Pass.

^^^ Banging would probably involve a lot of rules I wouldn't follow, and I don't think he would cope.

Mr_Wally

Mar 6, 2010

I cannot type today :/ I've worked 56 hours in the past four days. I apologize for my sloppiness, OKC :/

little_stars

Mar 6, 2010

^ 7.8

you're pretty adorable and smart.

^^^^0.02 

i bet you're the kind of fella that goes to a bar and says something along the lines of, "i came to get drunk, find some poontang, and beat some ass.  i'm already drunk and the poon here sucks, so let's beat some ass."

Party_Boiiiii

Mar 6, 2010

Withall due respect I give like a 3/10 for datability but thats IMO, but im sure others would think ur highly datable :)

silvialu

Mar 6, 2010

I would not go out in a date with you, because of the casual sex in your profile, you don`t like to read and you spend all your money in parties.

But a lot of girls would love to  date you, so 8/10

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