fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

because I'm getting really annoyed by the guys at work telling me how "lucky" I am being single. idk, the whole "dude relationships are blah blah blah" thing, it annoys me clearly. And the units dead already so I need the conversation either way. Stave off the monotony and all.

And yay forum aint dead yet!

ThatCharmsChick

Jan 10, 2013

I would, but I don't remember any. 

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

awww cmon. See, this is the type of shit I deal with lately. I mean "relationships are shit" 24/7. But how would I know? There's good stuff right? (other than sex. Of course sex is too obvious.)

Dammit, going to Disney studios someday and punch the CEO in the face. Liars!

DrGeniusWiener

Jan 10, 2013

HBO together.

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

cmon, you all tell me to "be positive". But my attempts generally crash and burn(this thread for instance) so I rarely bother.

I'm so "lucky", I think not. 50/50 split between feeling worthless and not wanting to care at all now. Down from 70/30 though.

DrGeniusWiener

Jan 10, 2013

I haven't told you to "be positive."

Frankly, I don't care what you are.

 

And HBO's great.

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

Touche. I'm slipping back into 2012 mode. Wasn't a fan of 2012 here.

Is there anything good about being paired up? (see positive, might be positive. )

MsOtis

Jan 10, 2013

When she sends you a text that says, "Carly Rose lost," you can text back, or, just get off your butt and go to the next room and reply in person.

Here's another one: when you're having an 'end of the world day,' and pissing and moaning about how awful everything is, she'll say, "aww, poor baby," enough times, with just the right "oh man, here he goes again" tolerance and twinkle in her eye, that you'll eventually start laughing instead of whining.

Of course, then you'll complain 'cause she made you laugh.

DrGeniusWiener

Jan 10, 2013

Makes it easier to find another chick for threesomes.

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

I'm actually looking at myself smiling and not hating the picture that much. I'm in a good mood, but idk. I was hoping this thread wouldn't fail on me.

MsOtis

Jan 10, 2013

IMPATIENT!

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

^ yup. Pretty sure imma die much sooner than later for some reason.So, I get like that.

As long as I can get a blaze of glory beforehand, I'm ok with the above statement.

MsOtis

Jan 10, 2013

someone to pickup your library books, and get you a few extra because she knows your taste in reading.

unassuming_guy

Jan 10, 2013

it allows to you say nah nah nahh nah to somebody when you get the last piece of pizza

or the 13th post

 

Yeah, library books.

Like, in the LAST century . . .

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

Gotta Nook. So no more paper.

Free hugs and kisses!

it allows to you say nah nah nahh nah to somebody when you get the last piece of pizza

Night shift screwed my appetite up. She can have the last piece

Tenon

Jan 10, 2013

I feel ya OP. That's like telling someone who's unemployed how lucky they are that they don't have to go to work every day. 

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

I feel ya OP. That's like telling someone who's unemployed how lucky they are that they don't have to go to work every day.

Yeah, kinda a dumb thread. But all I ever see is the dark side of love. My brain is like "You really want this"? I'm like yup. idk.

Everyone whose been in a relationship can't understand the desire to be in one if you never had it before. I guess that's it?

OhnoezItsthatguy

Jan 10, 2013

Sexual intercourse on the regular is a definite bonus.

 

 

 

MsOtis

Jan 10, 2013

Yeah, library books.

Like, in the LAST century.

@UG, That would be last Saturday (5 days ago).

You ride a bike, recycle, but don't use you local library to read, you know, paper books?

 

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

Sexual intercourse on the regular is a definite bonus.

I wanted to nix that so that I avoid the whole "I just wanna fuck someone ASAP" vibe.

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