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unassuming_guy

Jan 20, 2013

I want to re-iterate what I've tried to mention several times already, my appreciation that you have finally made the sensible decision to start taking an active role in proofreading your posts for typos. It really does make a difference in your presentation, and is a worthwhile habit to get into, because despite the extra amount of time involved in proofreading and correcting, these threads do remain up as essentially permanent documents, and that extra time of perhaps a couple minutes is rewarded incalculably in the permanent appearance and readability of what you write in them.

 

Having sincerely stated the above, I now feel the time is due for me to comment further. Now that you show yourself able to present yourself in writing as a capable writer of the English language, the impression from the abundance of typographical letter reversals that those comments give the sense of having been possibly been written by a semi-retarded person is dismissed.

Now when I read what you write, I no longer am able suspend my judgement out of fear that perhaps my perception of the substance of what you write is being influenced by the inept manner of how the words appear visually. I am able at last to judge the things you write solely on the sentiments and opinions that you are stating.

And frankly, it is sometimes exasperating to read some of the dumb bullshit you keep writing. Not only raising the question of how you can actually believe some of the things you write, but that even if you do believe them, why would you go on repeating them over and over on this forum in contexts where they are quite often thoroughly irrelevant and clearly not bound to pursuade anyone else to change their opinions or be in the least enlightened by your comments?

It becomes the same routine, over and over, day after day, the same script being droned on pointlessly here there and everywhere. Mostly concerning your alleged interest in 18 year old Christian virgins, and your blaming of anything and everything on Liberals. What's the point? What are you accomplishing with all this?

If you really truly want an 18 year old virigin more than anything else in the world, then fine, go find some venue where you are likely to be able to attain introductions and interest from your intended audience. But OkCupid is in no manner whatsoever that venue. Go get yourself involved in organizations where 18 year old Christian virigins are likely to be plentiful and receptive. Most likely some church-based organization. There is no lack of such organizations.

Go do that, go scour your area for all available church organizations supporting activities that 18 year old female virgins are bound to be interested and involved in. You will achieve your goal, you will get your 18 year old virgin. But every day, every minute, that you spend posting your desires for 18 year old virgins on OkCupid is simply one more day, one more minute, in which you will be sure not to connect with those very people you say you are so interested in meeting.

 

Thanks, I needed to get that said.

 

1st post for 18 year old Christian virgins

Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

You forgot that they have to be white and American.

unassuming_guy

Jan 21, 2013

Just like my cheese*  

 

 

*cheese food product 

 

Arrrrrrrr . . .

rip59

Jan 21, 2013

Is choosing WHITE and AMERICAN bad?  We do have the freedom of choice, you know.  Or, does freedom of choice only apply to infanticide?  Why is hatred of American whites acceptable.  Too much anti white racism in society.  

smashingmayo

Jan 21, 2013

Oh noes it's sooooo wrong to want to date White Americans, but I don't see nyamuk saying anything about the kardashians dating only black people.

I proofread only because I am forced to use firefox since okc doesn't care to fix their programming for IE. As I have always said, I have close to an English degree and know what I am doing, but I do not generally like wasting time proofreading for an audience of trolls.

Obama sucks.

Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

Why do people assume that pointing out that Mayo likes em white and American in addition to barely legal, Christian and virgin is criticism? I'm just restating what the man himself has said. Any value judgments are ones you put on yourself.

smashingmayo

Jan 21, 2013

Wrong. You troll by your language usage.

Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

So if I use the same language that you used and that is trolling, is this you finally admitting to being a troll?

smashingmayo

Jan 21, 2013

Wrong. Nobody asked which race I want to date. You would not keep mentioning it unless you think it's a negative. Yet you support kim kardashian.

heather2244

Jan 21, 2013

" kardashians dating only black people." I'm pretty sure that one of those girls dates a white guy.

Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

Nobody had to ask you. You've said it plenty of times on your own. Citation. And again here. 

I mention it not because it's a negative in and of itself, but because you already have so many unrealistic expectations about who you date, you're really shooting yourself in the foot on this one. It would probably be easy to find an 18 year old Christian virgin who would put up with you if you were willing to send for one from the Philippines.

smashingmayo

Jan 21, 2013

You must be pretty bored to troll so often, lately.

Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

Oh how it amuses me that you think I spend too much time as a forum troll.

smashingmayo

Jan 21, 2013

Exactly. I don't troll.

unassuming_guy

Jan 21, 2013

As I have always said, I have close to an English degree and know what I am doing, but I do not generally like wasting time proofreading for an audience of trolls.

^ Wrong. You trolled by your spelling abuses. 

And if on top of that you have nearly a college degree in English, this made it only extra inexcusable, and disrespectful to the English language, as well as to your readers, to consider proofreading somehow not worthy of your attention.

phyxius

Jan 24, 2013

"Close to an English degree" <---- Where else but OKC can you find comedy this good and at no charge?

Nyamuk

Jan 24, 2013

Wouldn't it be sad if Mayo actually was ABD for an English PhD from Oxford or somewhere similar and suffered a traumatic brain injury, forcing him to move back home?

Side--Effect

Jan 24, 2013

Ignorance is a choice.

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