unassuming_guy

Nov 21, 2012

I will be posting casting calls for men below 5'6".

That's how I will star in my own film projects. Surround myself with diminutive actors. Problem solved.

The same thing that Hollywood has done for others like Humphrey Bogart, Alan Ladd, Paul Newman, and Robert Redford.

 

 

See you at the movies! (or, at least you'll see me)

laquist

Nov 21, 2012

Tom Cruise claims to be 5'7", but I think he's wearing lifts.

unassuming_guy

Nov 21, 2012

You could write (another) book about all the actors who have used artificial height enhancements.

Even John Wayne was supposedly something over 6'3" and wore lifts because he had a Texan sized ego and had to make himself appear a fucking giant.

 

Maybe on the other hand I shouldn't do this. If I'm actually going to star in my own films, why not make myself the "hero" and shorter than the rest of the characters? I should stop feeding this heightist bullshit.

laquist

Nov 21, 2012

 I should stop feeding this heightist bullshit.

For sure.

And how 'bout that Abe Lincoln wearing that ridiculous hat to look taller!
He was so insecure.

unassuming_guy

Nov 22, 2012

Good suggestion. I'll just wear a stovepipe hat and get the leading ladies that way. They'll never notice how short I am with a Lincoln hat!

dontwant_an_sn

Nov 22, 2012

i found 121 actors who you could have hired... if you started 50 years ago. (8 of them died more than 50 years ago)

What9Thousand

Nov 22, 2012

I'd like to apply for this position.

MsOtis

Nov 22, 2012

Maybe on the other hand I shouldn't do this. If I'm actually going to star in my own films, why not make myself the "hero" and shorter than the rest of the characters? I should stop feeding this heightist bullshit.

Hint: Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones.

unassuming_guy

Nov 22, 2012

Peter Dinklage

Who's that, the Smallest Cock Ever?

 

I'd like to apply for this position.

You can be my stunt double, in the fencing scenes. 

Arrrrrrr. . .

MsOtis

Nov 22, 2012

Who's that, the Smallest Cock Ever?

For a guy casting a movie about short guys, you're out of the loop if you don't know who Dinklage is.

Seriously.

Game of Thrones.

 

unassuming_guy

Nov 22, 2012

Sorry, I don't watch movies made after 1985.

 

Dinklage. Sounds like Boobage. Naughtiness.

smashingmayo

Nov 22, 2012

I like women under 5 feet. Although even some gymnasts I like are over that...
DrGeniusWiener

Nov 22, 2012

George Lucas will be needing more Ewoks soon.

unassuming_guy

Nov 22, 2012

I like long ewoks on the beach

MsOtis

Nov 23, 2012

I like Peter Dinklage.

unassuming_guy

Nov 23, 2012

I bet you like long dinklage on the beach

MsOtis

Nov 23, 2012

Especially if there's a dip involved.

 

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