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103 / m / Straight Woburn, Massachusetts
Dec 19, 2012
At some point in my life I have had chex. With milk. Where I was
naked and everything and I got to put sugar all over it and put
my spoon in it.
In fact I have every reason to believe that this will happen
again in the future.
If that's not a good breakfast then I don't know what
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31 / m / Straight Tucson, Arizona
You sure are milking the parroty thread thing for all that it's
I put laundry detergent on my chex and milked them, then stirred
everything up with a stolen plastic spork; they bounced. I
ate them anyway. I have every reason to believe that I will
be farting mountain fresh scented farts that double as bubble bath
and fabric softener too, into my bathwater.
corn dog is a dope, he ate a bar of soap
bubbles here, bubbles there
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