Petsbody

Nov 9, 2012

It's shocking, you know!

Petsbody

Nov 9, 2012

But that spark is quite important, no?

aliments

Nov 9, 2012

No.  LIPA is my relationship provider.

Petsbody

Nov 9, 2012

I wonder what that Ali meant

An outage is an outrage?

Petsbody

Nov 9, 2012

Come to think of it, it hardly matters, for the aforementioned entity is a bore. To deal with it, is such a chore

Petsbody

Nov 12, 2012

Amperes, volts and watts

Can tie us up in knots. 

Not to mention ohms – 

Reluctant erogenous zones

dgbdc

Nov 12, 2012

Electricity is usually used during most activities in a relationship, especially lighting, since dates often occur after sunset.

However, as sex is often performed without ambient lighting, electrical devices might not used in concert with it. However, this is not universally the case; indeed, electrical powered devices or even electrical current, say, between electrodes applied to the nipples often are used in physical expressions of intimacy.

corn_dog_soup

Nov 12, 2012

I occasionally use a cattle prod to make my girlfriend moo.

1964jewel

Nov 12, 2012

I depends OP, do you have a battery operated dildo?

Petsbody

Nov 12, 2012

No Miss, I'm afraid I have only a wind-up one, which rattles like a racing car

1964jewel

Nov 12, 2012

Add a little mechanics

to a little battery

.....the voltage can be rather electrifying.

...you should try and relax your English ass,

give it a try.

dgbdc

Nov 12, 2012

I just rub my feet on a rug and touch penises.

zap.

Petsbody

Nov 13, 2012

^^ Ms, kindly keep my `ass´, as you mis-spell it, out of these deliberations, lest I'm taken to giving your arse the spanking you deserve. It would be more for paining than pleasuring

MsOtis

Nov 17, 2012

Petsbody is kinky.

 

Petsbody

Nov 18, 2012

^ And how would you know, Madam – are you a kinkster too?

1964jewel

Nov 18, 2012

^^^spank!

 

 

 

Petsbody

Nov 18, 2012

^ Your remarks are hardly electric, Miss

Some comments with sparks would not be amiss

MsOtis

Nov 20, 2012

^ And how would you know, Madam – are you a kinkster too?

Does wanting to peak under that kilt count?

Petsbody

Nov 22, 2012

One definition of the kilt is a tartan skirt with no-wear under. Thus, if panties or underpants are worn, it becomes a skirt, whether on a woman or man. But in any event, it's becoming, yes? 

And a peek into the dictionary, the peak of which, for me, would be the OED, once or twice a day, would do us all good, no?

MsOtis

Nov 23, 2012

The OED is quite nice, but alas I must subsist on a Merriam Webster version.

Thank you for explaining the definition of kilt.

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