Walley7

May 19, 2013

1. Take girl to strip club.

2. Tell her you find her more beautiful than all of the strippers there.

3. ????

4. Profit!

ReyesOfSunshine

May 24, 2013

Noo ewwwww

suntzu56

May 24, 2013

This is genius. I advise you to follow through on this plan immediately. You get laid. 

rip59

May 25, 2013

It's a pretty good idea.  Always been fun.  Personally , the only positive use for a strip bar is a good place for the gf and you to start a fun evening of antix , frivolity and 420. mmmmmmmmm.

smashingmayo

May 25, 2013

liberalrip to the rescue.
ReyesOfSunshine

May 26, 2013

I'd break up with someone if they went to a strip club

M_ss_ng-L_nk

May 26, 2013

^ I'd break up with someone who attempted to hold our relationship ransom like that. If you're so insecure about your SO being around dancers, you should probably hit the gym more often.

ReyesOfSunshine

May 26, 2013

I'm not insecure about the type of strippers my low income lovers would go see. I find it distasteful that he can have his own personal and free show at home and would still waste his money getting erections from strangers. 

rip59

May 26, 2013

Why go for lo income lovers?  No future there , hun.  Starting your date at the club can be fun.  You immediately start talking about sex.  Lot's of good insight provided.   Ah Mayo , how is this being a liberal?  Are you suggesting that men enjoying sex with women over 18 as being "liberal"? 

ReyesOfSunshine

May 26, 2013

Low income lovers are my favorite kind. Rich boys have boring priorities. I will never trust a man who doesn't do his own laundry.

rip59

May 26, 2013

I agree about the laundry , actually.  What poor guys not interested in nakedness?  

suntzu56

May 26, 2013

Some people don't do their own laundry for lack of time Ms. Sunshine. In my building, it would take a couple of hours given the wait. Having that time on the weekend is worth triple what I pay to get the laundry done.

Hakuna_matata

May 26, 2013

Buy me a couple of drinks and a lapdance to go with that date and we'll more than likely end the night in the bedroom.

 

I've also gotten used to having my laundry done for me.  Not that I mind doing it myself, but it's kind of nice having someone else do it for me.  Luckily since we already give her money to begin with, she just does the laundry for cost.

ReyesOfSunshine

May 26, 2013

suntzu, I don't have the time. I know doing laundry sucks. It sucks REALLY bad. Sometimes, I have laundry piled up for weeks because I don't have the motivation to go to that horrible place to do it. But, there's something to be said about a person that's never even stepped foot in a laundromat or considered the possibility that doing your own laundry vs. paying extra for someone to do it for you could be a good thing. Saving money, for one... Some people have their priorities all messed up.

rip59

May 26, 2013

I am most impressed with millionaries doing their own laundry .  I am also most impressed with women revealing their sexual chemistry and intentions from the very beginning. 

ReyesOfSunshine

May 26, 2013

I'm impressed by millionaires giving me some money. Do you know any?

suntzu56

May 26, 2013

Agreed Ms. Sunshine. However, I would opine that not everyone who makes a decent amount of money is that person. Some people came up with nothing or a normal upbringing and earned their money. They know how to prioritize appropriately. 

 

ReyesOfSunshine

May 26, 2013

Of course. The 000000.5% that made their own riches!

suntzu56

May 26, 2013

I think you and I have a very different of rich. I'm hardly referencing the 1%.

ReyesOfSunshine

May 26, 2013

Rich people don't even consider themselves rich

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