Zelandoni

Feb 1, 2013

SEE?! THIS IS MY PROBLEM! GODDAMN CARBS!

laquist

Feb 1, 2013

MooHoo Chocolate Milk Stout

never heard of it. but YooHoo is mother's milk to me.

and stout is for pussies.

Zelandoni

Feb 1, 2013

shut your mouth! Try MooHoo and also Duck Rabbit Milk Stout. They are the yums

laquist

Feb 1, 2013

^3 fuck carbs. your size is fine. keep eating what you're eating, just do some overall toning/tightening exercises and some cardio to shift a little of your layer of goo to your muskles.

^ we don't git yor faincy likkers out here.

still sounds like somebody's targeting teens with the Joe Camel of beers.

Zelandoni

Feb 1, 2013

haha! the best part about this picture is that I ate mcdonalds like an hour ago. YOU'RE WELCOME.

laquist

Feb 1, 2013

that explains the bump.

but the bones look like something's trying to get out.

you hosting an alien?

or a midget?

 

[It's Rachel time. See you in an hour.

D'oh! A midget just took a picture of Hillary Clinton!]

Zelandoni

Feb 1, 2013

just my bones trying to explode out of my body. it's congenital.

Sherip1025

Feb 1, 2013

Sounds like boneitis to me, almost.

Zelandoni

Feb 1, 2013

no way, -itis means swelling and my bones are totally normal sized. They just want to be out. Like my sexuality. Sup, Sheri :*

wombatsammich

Feb 1, 2013

Yay Zel!! Lookin' good! That running is really paying off, I see :) I might start running when it gets a bit warmer. I hate the cold.

laquist

Feb 1, 2013

I have the same problem sometimes.

Well, not really all my bones.

 

 

ftr, I also am glad Zel is back.

OscarDorian

Feb 27, 2013

Yesterday, my doctor was feeling on my stomach and asked me if I'd been working out. Then, she said she could tell from how tone my stomach was. Yep. That happened and I was happy. Also, I managed to lose three pounds unintentionally, but she didn't comment on it, so I guess I shouldn't worry.  

Zelandoni

Feb 27, 2013

snaps!

wombatsammich

Feb 27, 2013

My doc told me the reason I took so long to recover from gallbladder removal is because my abs are so tight. I told him I bet he says that to all the girls.

IAmTheWarInside

Feb 27, 2013

i heard you get abs once you finish the 90 day fap challenge.  they just appear.

wombatsammich

Feb 27, 2013

Is that a challenge to fap for 90 days, or to NOT fap for 90 days? Cuz that last one is way more challenging!

IAmTheWarInside

Feb 27, 2013

the first is not even a challenge, it's what most guys already do.  it has a lot to do with rewiring the brain.  it's gotten pretty popular.  

i honestly think it's impossible, but they somehow do it.

wombatsammich

Feb 27, 2013

But fapping burns calories and uses muscles!! I fail to see the logic!

DrGeniusWiener

Feb 27, 2013

*raises hand*

IAmTheWarInside

Feb 27, 2013

i think they just want infinite wet dreams.

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