Tenon

Jan 10, 2013

What's wrong with wanting to fuck someone ASAP?

OhnoezItsthatguy

Jan 10, 2013

Exactly^

Don't beat around the bush and maybe you'll get to beat around the bush ASAP.

DrGeniusWiener

Jan 10, 2013

Many fulfilling relationships have been based on this premise. 

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

What's wrong with wanting to fuck someone ASAP?

There's a line somewhere for me. If I was totally vocal about sex, guaranteed I'd get killed here, there and everywhere.

Maybe that's the "right approach". Do I wanna bang, hell yes. But I at least try to show I don't mind waiting or whatever.  I at least wanna make sure she(although I am listed as bi now why?) trusts me and everything too. I'm not like most men sadly. I wish I was.

If I was different than I am, maybe I'd agree. But I'm not so yeah statements made.

MsOtis

Jan 10, 2013

Why are you listing yourself as Bi?

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

no idea. I kinda wanted to test myself as far as attractiveness in general. Guys tend to be more willing to send messages. But I haven't had a single guy visit my profile yet. AWKWARD.

And I'm much more comfortable around guys so wth. Granted sex will be a sticking point.

DrGeniusWiener

Jan 10, 2013

Uh... because maybe he's bi?

 

Here Mr. Fire, I mean fitf.

 

Study this well:

People seeking commitment—particularly women—have developed strategies to detect deception and guard against it. A woman might withhold sex so she can assess a man’s intentions. Theoretically, her withholding sends a message: I’m not just going to sleep with any guy that comes along. Theoretically, his willingness to wait sends a message back: I’m interested in more than sex.


fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

. Theoretically, his willingness to wait sends a message back: I’m interested in more than sex.

!? source/article please.


DrGeniusWiener

Jan 10, 2013

Ask Tenon.

I'm on my way to Taco Bell.

Tenon

Jan 10, 2013

Be careful what you wish for, OP. relationships aren't all puppy dogs and moonbeams. For example, just this week I have to mail out save-the-dates for my wedding to my gorgeous 27 y/o fiancé, and I have to plan activities for our date this Friday with the really pretty blonde that emailed us, and the busty, kinky 22 year old that I'm seeing is coming back into town b/c classes are about to start up. 

It's tough. I almost NEVER have time any more to wallow in self-loathing. 

user458

Jan 10, 2013

Fitf, you look like Lebron/Malcolm X. 

Sushibitch

Jan 10, 2013

I feel ya OP. That's like telling someone who's unemployed how lucky they are that they don't have to go to work every day.

Yeah, but on the other hand, it's just as bad to explain to an unemployed person who's trying, and failing, to get a job exactly why it's so awesome to have a job, and why they should totally go and get one, right now.

 

^^ Oh man, your life is hard. Are you at least managing to get pity-fucks from random redheads, due to how hard your life is?

Tenon

Jan 10, 2013

NO! Despite the embarrassing amount of effort, and my borderline creepy fetish (or because of that?) I've never shagged a redhead. I made out with one, once. 

It's the one great tragedy of my life. 

:(

 

And something of a joke among my friends. 

Sushibitch

Jan 10, 2013

Wait, really? You're a redhead repellent?

Hm. Is it because in the face of cute redheads you're all, like, OMGOMGOMG?

Amalgam85

Jan 10, 2013

Makes it easier to find another chick for threesomes.

Or dude. We'll see.

Sexual intercourse on the regular is a definite bonus.

Yes it is.

But I haven't had a single guy visit my profile yet. AWKWARD.

That's because your looking for is still set to girls who like guys. You won't show up in their searches until you change that to girls & guys (or just guys).

MrsIselin

Jan 10, 2013

^^^That's because I posted your pic on the gingernet along with an order to shun you.

Tenon

Jan 10, 2013

Lol. Yes, Sushi. Precisely. 

 

^damn you. 

MrsIselin

Jan 10, 2013

The one from our ranks who made out with you has been . . . reprimanded.

Sushibitch

Jan 10, 2013

Is it time for this now?

MrsIselin

Jan 10, 2013

YESSSS!!!

 

(For her unflagging recognition of Tim Minchin's awesomeness, Sushi was made an honorary ginger back in 2009.)

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