corn_dog_soup

Jan 4, 2013

^^ Yuss!  We can finally put the days of having to shoplift boxes of macaroni and cheese from the supermarket behind us; I'm bringing home the bacon (and the government cheese) tonight!

Phyrewerx

Jan 4, 2013

<3 Corndog! You're such a good provider!

Chaeddd

Jan 4, 2013

If you are 26 and still a virgin women will assume you are a loser or afflicted with mental illness.

The possible exception is if you and her are extremely religious.

Your virginity is a personal matter and you should try to avoid discussing it. Try to find some things to say about yourself that are positive and try to appear to be someone she would want to date.

wolpertinger_

Jan 4, 2013

OP, writing a dating profile is all about presenting yourself in your best possible light. You actually want people to want to get to know you, right? Resist the temptation to be overtly negative (or at least have the smarts to internalise your negativity). I learned a long time ago that nobody likes a woe is me attitude. It's not easy for me to do either, and sometimes I don't feel like I do an especially god job of it, but if you do feel the need to be down on yourself, try to turn it into amusing self-deprecation (because this is an attractive character trait). 

Also, you really, really should take some new photos. I don't mean to be cruel, but you're staring right down the camera in every photo and it makes you look a bit angry and threatening. Go outside where the lighting is better and try to smile.

And don't start your profile off with a list of deal breakers, either. In fact, don't include them at all. 

ebb_isanalias

Jan 4, 2013

It's the fourth year of the second decade of the twenty first century how about women getting with the program and pursuing men instead of the burden having to be on us?

It's been that way for way more than 21 centuries. Yes, things are starting to change, but 21+ centuries can't be changed in a matter of years or even decades. Besides, I believe men are largely responsible for creating the "men pursue women" system anyway.  This system was originally designed to be advantageous to men, but maybe not so anymore. That's a topic for another thread.

Divis1onbyzer0

Jan 4, 2013

Just lie on those particular questions if you feel not lying will undermine your chances at pussy

NoNameIsGood_

Jan 4, 2013

sadly they also dont like to hear that you dont like rough sex either. apparently for all their talk they would rather be viewed as an object and abused in a violent way. its just plain idiotic to me. if you want ot get beat up go join a local boxing/mma gym.

fizzlykittens

Jan 4, 2013

<3 Corndog!

 

-> I get first dibs!  The food stamps are just government subsidized icing on the cake.

Phyrewerx

Jan 5, 2013

My bad Fizzly! I did not know he was already spoken for. 

fineinthefire

Jan 5, 2013

My bad Fizzly! I did not know he was already spoken for. 

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ebb_isanalias

Jan 6, 2013

^^^ Hey, that's my icing and my cake the government is "subsidizing" with.

What9Thousand

Jan 6, 2013

sadly they also dont like to hear that you dont like rough sex either. apparently for all their talk they would rather be viewed as an object and abused in a violent way.

Right, because the only two options are gentle sex or degradation and physical abuse.

Some people only like rough sex. Get over it, nerd.

smashingmayo

Jan 6, 2013

Well females are notoriously shallow. There are plenty other areas they are shallow in. :) Same ones who do what your example says are probably whining to people about guys who don't date whores too. haha.
Nicholas2430

Jan 7, 2013

January 4

OP, writing a dating profile is all about presenting yourself in your best possible light. You actually want people to want to get to know you, right? Resist the temptation to be overtly negative (or at least have the smarts to internalise your negativity). I learned a long time ago that nobody likes a woe is me attitude. It's not easy for me to do either, and sometimes I don't feel like I do an especially god job of it, but if you do feel the need to be down on yourself, try to turn it into amusing self-deprecation (because this is an attractive character trait). 

Also, you really, really should take some new photos. I don't mean to be cruel, but you're staring right down the camera in every photo and it makes you look a bit angry and threatening. Go outside where the lighting is better and try to smile.

And don't start your profile off with a list of deal breakers, either. In fact, don't include them at all.

I have to start off by listing my ultimate dealbreakers, a person needs to weed out what they want nothing to do with right away.

NoNameIsGood_

Jan 8, 2013

what9000, compared to me you are a little bitch boy. you should get over your god complex because you are a complete sissy and find a better way to relieve your stress than in the bedroom.

Nicholas2430

Jan 9, 2013

I went outside and I smiled, I look worse now.

wolpertinger_

Jan 9, 2013

Well, I think your outside photos look better, not that it matters what I think.

I have to start off by listing my ultimate dealbreakers, a person needs to weed out what they want nothing to do with right away.

Fair enough. But I think you have somewhat high expectations about this place. If you're anything like me, you won't be getting many profile visits, never mind messages. 

Looder

Jan 10, 2013

I have to start off by listing my ultimate dealbreakers, a person needs to weed out what they want nothing to do with right away.


How many messages are you getting? I don't say this to be mean, but I'm assuming it's close to zero. I don't think there is a lot to weed out. I'm worried that by coming across as negative, you turn off even women who might be interested in you and who fit your desires.

I think you should remove those deal breakers and start in a friendlier way. Maybe that will get you a few messages from smokers, and so on, but you can just delete them and ignore those women. It's not like most men here receive unmanageable floods of messages...

You've got to pick your battles. False positives in your filter are much costlier to you than false negatives.

pseupseudio

Jan 10, 2013

possibly for the same reason "i'm frightened of blood" is an unacceptable answer from a prospective surgeon

fineinthefire

Jan 10, 2013

I went outside and I smiled, I look worse now.

You MUST deal with whatever issue(s) you have that made you type that. You have to kill the "I'm blah blah blah" so women hate my guts thing. Same issue I'm having. Either you deal with yourself or your screwed. Self fulfilling prophecy.

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