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DrGeniusWiener

Feb 6, 2013

You gotta admit she's pretty fucking hot.

 

Funny too.

pseupseudio

Feb 6, 2013

"we are 50% sure you're a girl"

there's no science happening here, man. i could be that sure about your gender without even looking at your profile.

but the "why we think you're a girl" cloud has some neat conjunctions, like "sex with murakami."

sandyvs

Feb 6, 2013

You used 1085 words total.
Your essay was long. You really poured your soul out or you might just be a prolific writer. Excellent! We should do a good job predicting unless you mostly use uncommon words or are very unconventional.
On the right you can see where you stand compared to others.

As you can see, most people don't write very much, and we are only collecting essays that are at least 150 words long. That's why the line doesn't start at zero.

You are probably 30. Unfortunately, no words or probabilities for you here. We tend to get the ages fairly close most of the time though. But you probably want to see a pretty graph anyway. This one shows our success rate at predicting people's ages so far. Zero on the X axis corresponds to guessing the age exactly right. It keeps improving, so check back soon

You are probably a Guy and we are 57% sure.

Now in this section most words that guys say seem predictably macho. Except for "going gay". That's gotta work.
What makes a girl a girl? Baking, heels, chapstick, boobs and a bubbly personality.

You are probably Freethinker and we are 52% sure.

Did you know that people who mention the word "god" tend to be less religious than those who don't? And people who say "lol" are three times less likely to be an atheist?
Well, now you do.

You are probably Lean and we are 84% sure.

Watching Glee officially makes you fat.

You are probably a Nonsmoker and we are 71% sure.

 

My thoughts on this: Total rubbish and a waste of two minutes.



"Chocolate" and "With Friends"? What?

DrGeniusWiener

Feb 6, 2013

I'd like her to okcstereotype me until my nose collapses.

shoegal71

Feb 6, 2013

Yeah, this was not worth the effort. 

32, 72% guy, 58% free thinker, 95% lean, 95% non-smoker, 67% white. 

DrGeniusWiener

Feb 6, 2013

She's a freethinker too.

MrsIselin

Feb 6, 2013

And people who say "lol" are three times less likely to be an atheist?

Lol. 

sandyvs

Feb 6, 2013

^GET AWAY FROM ME! Don't try to convert me, I'm warning you!

DrGeniusWiener

Feb 6, 2013

I wonder what kind of breakfast cereal she likes?

MrsIselin

Feb 6, 2013

^^But Sandy, HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD OF JESUS CHRIST???!!!

tripfrog

Feb 6, 2013

It guessed me as younger than I am (Which might be a good thing in the Bob Dylan "My Back Pages" sense), but was otherwise fairly accurate. 

Salaman_

Feb 6, 2013

apparently Im:

 

24 yo

51% girl

56% freethinker

55% lean

78% smoker

and

 

52% black

 

wolpertinger_

Feb 6, 2013

Partly right but also amusingly inaccurate, too. I am apparently:

25 years old (not quite but almost right)

A guy (88% probability) - Correct.

98% a "free thinker" - Maybe. I guess so...

59% plump - I'm skinny as a rake. Totally wrong.

71% a smoker - Totally wrong again.

50% asian - What the..? This was so surprising it made me laugh. 

DrGeniusWiener

Feb 6, 2013

MissYumYum is a 100% smoker.

MrsIselin

Feb 6, 2013

How do they keep coming up with these results for all you non-smokers? Sal doesn't smoke either. 

Salaman_

Feb 6, 2013

nope

 

 

 

 

not no way 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not no how

sandyvs

Feb 6, 2013

Salaman_

Yesterday – 9:15pm

apparently Im:

 

24 yo

51% girl

56% freethinker

55% lean

78% smoker

and

 

52% black

Sal's a girly man?

1NT1M4T3

Feb 6, 2013

I'm a little disturbed

24 year old guy (94%) and I'm a lean white freethinking smoker. All of which is true aside from exact age and smoker. Percentages were in the 60s for those 4 results.

SillySmartie

Feb 7, 2013

Funny that smokers are pegged as non-smokers too. Super random.

trish6912

Feb 7, 2013

I'm a 27 year old free thinking plump black girl who smokes.......

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