Kair

Feb 17, 2009

"But everyone wants ME to have a nice day. "Have a nice Day!" "Yeah yeah.... you wanna give me my fucking change already?""
uncle_happy

Feb 17, 2009

"Mexico has a new holiday known as the Name-Calling Fiesta. People dress up in colorful costumes and do a series of folk dances while they call each other cocksucker and motherfucker. Then they all get drunk and eat a big meal."
Daxunyrr

Feb 17, 2009

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." "The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." *RIP* May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
uncle_happy

Feb 17, 2009

"A good motto to live by: Always try not to get killed."
gotti82

Feb 17, 2009

"Additionally,at that time there were 200,000 Thai prostitutes working in Europe.In 1993,there 600,000 Thais infected with AIDS,with 1,200 new cases occuring every day. I have only one question:Doesn't anyone in Asia jerkoff anymore?"
gotti82

Feb 17, 2009

"In the future: People will speak one language but nobody will speak it well"
iammaxpower

Feb 18, 2009

"oh shit i'm dead"
OkRamsey

Feb 18, 2009

george who
gotti82

Feb 18, 2009

"Live everyday as if it's your last and eventually it will be. You'll be fully prepared"
SouthernSun

Feb 18, 2009

fade- "and this is Mr. Conductor speaking, so I know what I'm talkin about"

My fave two quotes: “ If you want to slow down the drug traffic, you have to start executing some of these white, middle-class Republican bankers. And I don’t mean soft American executions like lethal injection. I’m talkin’ about fuckin' crucifixion, folks. I say bring back crucifixion! A form of capital punishment the Christians and Jews of America can really appreciate.”

“You know what we should do with these types of guys? Hold a big contest…we’ll call it ‘Slug Fest’ — just promise them a small appliance or something that makes a whirring noise — and put them all in a big dirt arena with no water or food, just whiskey and PCP. And then let them scratch and punch and kick and beat the shit out of each other until there’s only one guy left standing. And then we’ll put that guy up on a big pedestal and shoot him in the fucking head.”
DrakeStryker

Feb 18, 2009

"The planet is fine; the PEOPLE ARE FUCKED! We're going away. Pack your shit, folks."
swirlygreen

Feb 18, 2009

what happened to all the BLUE food?
ivysdad

Feb 18, 2009

zombies what the fuck happend to all the zombies
Shadowboss83

Feb 18, 2009

"What? They have bigger dicks than us? BOMB them!"
SouthernSun

Feb 18, 2009

"My God has a bigger dick than your god!"
Shadowboss83

Feb 18, 2009

"What? Pull out? That doesn't sound manly to me. I say stick it back in there! Let's get the job done!"
gotti82

Feb 18, 2009

Hand's down one of Carlin's most hilarious quotes ever

This one had to be linked to.Worth listening to! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kair

Feb 18, 2009

"You ever fuck someone while they're reading a comic book? Same shit. Tough on the ego but it does happen occasionally in life"
riverclear2day

Feb 18, 2009

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." --(George Carlin)

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