SillySmartie

Dec 23, 2012

 Various sources describe them as "spongy and semi-flaccid," purplish in color, and sometimes cold or numb

That doesn't sound very appealing. 

twohundredtwelve

Dec 28, 2012

Mrokcupid2: Why do u hide your face? Are u ugly? U seem sexy;)

Salaman_

Dec 28, 2012

Maybe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Possibly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

they are deleting things randomly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in a final act of 'putting down'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the forums...

Salaman_

Dec 28, 2012

In other news:

 

 

 

Here is the latest version of the form letter i been sending to random laydayz:

 

 

 

I would like date. 






I will love you. 



We will be as one. 




I give you television. 




Remote Control. 



Red Dress. I hope it fit. 





I tell joke. It funny. 





Laugh hahaha!

 

 

 



If you cheat. I crush you. 


Melissas_Secret

Dec 28, 2012

Lol, I would response to that message.

SillySmartie

Dec 28, 2012

^ I've seen that one. It's my favorite. Has anyone responded?

Salaman_

Dec 28, 2012

I dont recall

 

 

 

 

maybe

 

 

 

 

 

 

im sure eventually

 

 

 

 

 

 

someone will  ;)

SillySmartie

Dec 28, 2012

The right girl. Like Cinderella, when the shoe [message] fits, she'll be your match! lol...

ataraxia-

Dec 28, 2012

the longstanding "douchiest messages" thread was deleted.

i am depressed.

Salaman_

Dec 28, 2012

lol@

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

attachment

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to old threads

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

missdewey

Dec 28, 2012

him: I could be your Hero Babe.

me: I actually hate Enrique Inglesias. Fail city.

him:  Hey I atleast I tried your just sitting there looking all beautiful. You did remind me I need to get my Royalty checks from that bum.  So Fail City is that somewhere in NV? I rarely fail so Im just not familar with the place. And someone as intriguing as you are is going to be running through the back of mind. I'll admit I have had my rough edges in life but after a little chiseling and smoothing out Ive become the remarkable great young man I am today and that is the same person Ive always been inside my heart. Some say I come off soft or sappy but I am just being genuine when it comes to my character. Also Im a secret video game nerd. Not a secret to my friends but more or less just something that may not be visible on the surface. I am always straight up and honest with people so if you have no interest in me you can just say so. Im not on here for a booty call, I am seeking out someone to befriend first and foremost and if we develop something from there that would be great but like I said you can be straight-up with me. You wont hurt my feelings believe me I am alot stronger and tougher than I seem. I am just very passive and down to earth. I find enjoyment and beauty where most fail ( they must reside in that city) to see it. Im not an Enrique fan either I just noticed your cool super woman suit and told myself I have to atleast say "Hello". So if my first impression sucked Let me try again. I could be the Mr. Fantastic Mr. Incredible whomever if you would want me to be. I'd Love to hear back from you. 

me: Unfortunately, I don't think you took the time to read my profile, as I have a boyfriend and it is literally the first thing I mention... my disclaimer, if you will. 

So, if you're looking for a friend, awesome. But because you are hoping for any friendship to turn into something more, it becomes clear that you may or may not be glossing over my (amazing) relationship intentionally. 

So, no, I'm not interested in anyone romantically aside from my boyfriend, and you fall into the not my boyfriend region. It's kind of close to fail city, perhaps in the suburbs or something. 

Good luck in your search, though. 

him: I do sincerely apologize. If my room-mate wasn't over my shoulder begging me to get off the computer and pick up my bass guitar so we could impress his friend I probably wouldnt of missed that. But well spoken well put well said. =) at this moment in time Im going to go finish unpacking my stuff for my apartment. That is another reason for my distraction and I'll remind myself atleast I tried. But I dont see this as failure I see this as a lesson to maybe get my priorities out of the way first and take my time. Ill have to find myself some other Beautiful nerd I can be Prince Charming for. I am a distant cousin of Captain PLanet. Better known as Mr. Universe. So I know I will find another Starlet as bright and as beautiful as you possibly Brighter. And hopefully one day this beautiful woman I dream of can be part of the Sparkle of my eyes. I don't know how intense my email was but I'm not full of shit I am a Automotive Tech who should be a writer and I have written several speeches for others as well as myself and as part of my curriculum for my degree. In other words I didnt think I was going to whoo you with some smooth words. I was just being myself. And if you see Enrique before I do tell that no good song stealing bunghole I want my royalty checks. Then again he just might need it a little more than I do. All in all I hope you enjoyed this read. Share it with your GFs for a good laugh or something. Or not. GoodBye Chun Li. If we ever cross paths at insertcoin Ill be gentle but still kick your butt at some videogames.

SillySmartie

Dec 28, 2012

^ Holy tl;dr Batman!!

missdewey

Dec 28, 2012

I like that he referred to himself as a distant cousin of Capt. Planet, aka Mr. Universe. lol

 

I also cringed at the word 'bunghole'. 

ThatCharmsChick

Dec 28, 2012

in a final act of 'putting down the forums...

I just yesterday realized that they put the links back on the drop down. I don't know when it happened or how long I haven't been paying attention, but I was surprised.

 

I'd totally forgotten about this. :D

Good times, huh? :D

I had a funny exchange about that today. This guy said my donation was quite generous. I said it was even more so because I forgot to get a receipt for tax purposes. He said he wondered how you would even figure out the value for such a thing - was it manufacturer date and mileage? I said that was awesome... a vagina blue book!

SillySmartie

Dec 28, 2012

^ Which drop down? I've noticed an influx of newbies, well 4 or 5 of them but where? I don't see a link to the forums.

ThatCharmsChick

Dec 28, 2012

It's on mine between "journals" and "moderation". I thought maybe it was just on my phone but I checked from my pc too and it's still there. 

sandyvs

Dec 29, 2012

TCC, I have had the forum button there forever. Silly and Ataraxia, I LOVE your new photos!

This guy wrote a very nice, personal note, but his whole profile was all about kink and sex. I didn't even reply.

 

Hello SandyVS

Wow, I find myself somewhat speechless ...... and that NEVER happens!! Where to start? And please bare in mind that I am a guy, hence the order of my comments! LOL

OKC Matching Robot says ...... 83% Match, 70% Friends, 13% enemy.

You are of course gorgeous, and I think you are perhaps the most beautiful woman I have seen in ages. I'm sorry, I know it sounds corny, but looking at your pictures..... well, you are just beautiful. Something very special comes thu to me in those pics. The most intriguing part is that I usually don't care for short hair on women, but I find you amazingly attractive with short hair! Go figger.

Then I read your personality tab. Delicious! Extroverted, Kinky, Arrogant, Cool, etc, etc. More fuel for the "OMG Fire" I am experiencing.

On to your tests. Doesn't seem too special until I get to the "The What's your sexual style? Test" and see that you are a "TYPE P" Oh, be still my heart!! Could it be? A woman I find do incrediby appealing and she is a TYPE P?

Finally your "About Me" section. I enjoyed it. You are obviously not only attractive, sexy and kinky, but you have a brain that you use. What's left to say? Will you marry me?

yours,
george

Informavore

Dec 29, 2012

I'm wondering if there's a reason the obvious lame joke was missed, or if I just have a hard time communicating myself.  To a girl who mentions an interest in historical archeology:

Me: What's the draw to history? It never struck me as a field with any real future to it.

 

Her: History on it's own generally leads a person to being a teacher. However, my field is archaeology which has a lot more practical applications.

shoegal71

Dec 29, 2012

Maybe she's had to defend her education/career choice in the past, and she was primed to see it as a criticism and not a joke?

SillySmartie

Dec 29, 2012

It's on mine between "journals" and "moderation". I thought maybe it was just on my phone but I checked from my pc too and it's still there. 

Oh. I don't have those options. Probably because I got here right after the forums were hidden. I've never had a forum tab/option, nor a journals or moderation one.

Silly and Ataraxia, I LOVE your new photos!

Thanks Sandy!!

To a girl who mentions an interest in historical archeology:

She's probably just a stick in the mud. 

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