user458

Jan 20, 2013

Yeah, I get more than my fair share. I've been seeing someone for a while now, and I've got hiiiii~iiigh hopes.

Nyamuk

Jan 20, 2013

What is a fair share of sex? Is there a limited amount of sex in the world?

.... I'm going to have to ponder this terrifying thought.

Chaeddd

Jan 20, 2013

^ many people get zero sex, while others get it every night. this cant be fair.

DrGeniusWiener

Jan 20, 2013

On a related subject, methinks Miss Nyamuk still has many years of mojo left in her.

Siva23

Jan 20, 2013

Just all the time nyamuk. But I am done bragging.

user458

Jan 20, 2013

Oh, I meant success with women in general, not sex. Although sex, too, I guess.

What9Thousand

Jan 20, 2013

Haha jelly? You are you and I am me that's all it haha.

You seem to have misunderstood my post.

Unless you're actually saying that women are only fucking you because they think you're hot, which isn't a good thing. For example, if women fucked you because you're hilarious and wonderful, like in my case, you needn't be so concerned about natural aging processes interfering with your sex life.

Siva23

Jan 21, 2013

I don't swing that way brah :-)

Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

On a related subject, methinks Miss Nyamuk still has many years of mojo left in her.

Thanks to the miracle of modern medicine I plan on dating 25-year-olds until I get to the age when they will not longer have dinner with me.

unassuming_guy

Jan 21, 2013

^ would you please have dinner (or even better, breakfast) with me???

 

<333

 

(I'd even let you post threads afterward about what an unbelievable jerkwad I am)

 

 

 

p.s. just so you know, if you say No, you're a fucking bitch!

Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

I already knew I was a fucking bitch, I didn't need you to remind me.

user458

Jan 21, 2013

UNbelievable JERK!

SillySmartie

Jan 21, 2013

You're so silly Siva. So are you lamenting that she might not be beautiful forever? or that you won't? or that the beautiful situation you are in will get old?

smashingmayo

Jan 21, 2013

Men at their WORST day look better than ANY 40 yo woman, silly, so dream on about them looking worse meanign anything since women of their age will always look worse after barely after 18.

unassuming_guy

Jan 21, 2013

I already knew I was a fucking bitch, I didn't need you to remind me.

So, is that a Yes????  :)

 

I had a thought today about men and women and age. Hear me out, O forum folk!

 

Proposed: that in physical attractiveness, women are like fruits, while men are like vegetables.

Men aren't particularly attractive to begin with. So they don't have much in the way of appearance to lose, or disappoint with as they get older. Like vegetables. Their appearance is functional rather than aesthetic, but holds up better over time.

While women are like fruits, much more desirable and sweeter in their ripe state. BUT, that state of ripeness is relatively temporary, after which they wilt and sag and become quite a bit less appetizing, when compared with the same age of a vegetable.

 

In fact, I think mayo's constant commenting about 18 year olds may have been partly what led me to these thoughts. I remember thinking after I came up with this analogy, that nonetheless, this constant harping on his desire for an 18 year old is as if some woman went around every day saying "Gosh, I wish I had some really ripe strawberries. I just LOVE strawberries, but they have to be at the very peak of ripeness, otherwise they are unappealing to me."

And kept repeating this same ridiculous request for fresh strawberries every single day. Eventually you would want to just hit her with a really big nerf bat as hard as you could every time she mentioned strawberries.

Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

Of course you don't think men are very attractive to begin with and that women are. You're a straight guy.

smashingmayo

Jan 21, 2013

Wrong. Straight guys who are liberals believe only women can look good because feminism has taught them to believe that way.

Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

So conservative straight guys think guys are hot???

....actually that explains a lot.

fiberglasses

Jan 21, 2013

Men at their WORST day look better than ANY 40 yo woman, silly, so dream on about them looking worse meanign anything since women of their age will always look worse after barely after 18.

I don't know mayo, your mom is pretty hot.

smashingmayo

Jan 21, 2013

nyamuk trolling again since she fails.

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