SillySmartie

May 2, 2013

The schizophrenic one was the most interesting.

sandyvs

May 3, 2013

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Hakuna_matata

May 5, 2013

Him: You look like a crazy B and I like it... I don't have pics up yet but I know ud like me ... 6'2 tan skin, athletic body, dark hair, Brown eyes...

 

Me: Nice of you to assume you know what I like, but since one thing I don't like is someone assuming my preferences... Chances are that you fall short of them.

 

Lets see how long it is until I get a message calling me a vapid cunt or something.

Hakuna_matata

May 5, 2013

Oh, and I just saw this one from a few days ago!  Keep in mind, I had never viewed this guy's profile or messaged him before.  He claims on his profile that he's an emergency room doctor, hence my charming reply.

 

Him: How much of a monthly allowance you want? I want to be your sugar daddy

 

Me: Tell ya what, give me a lifetime prescription for Xanax, and then we'll talk.  Until then, not looking for a sugar daddy, try again.

 

Now I'm curious to see what he responds with.  Is he just that desperate, or we'll he realize he's being shot down?

shoegal71

May 5, 2013

Love women that are on this site even though they aren't single. Gotta be pretty arrogant to be on here thinking guys need your advice on dating or want to be your friend when they are looking for romance with a single woman. Conceited much? sheesh

^ He could lose his license for that.  He'd have to be pretty dumb and desperate to respond.

Hakuna_matata

May 5, 2013

Damn, Shoegal!  We should apologize to whoever sent that message.  Stupid women in successful relationships giving advice on how others can have a successful relationship.

 

^That was kind of the goal.  Can't help myself sometimes by baiting the idiots.

shoegal71

May 5, 2013

If I didn't think it was a forumite (or a prior forumite), it might warrant a response.  But I'm willing to take a well-crafted message and respond to him, if you feel so inclined.

Hakuna_matata

May 5, 2013

Eh...  Too lazy to do well crafted.  Maybe something along the lines of:

 

If by "conceited" you mean "successful in my current life path" I suppose you would be right.  Of course that's kind of like telling a successful district attorney that they're conceited to think they can give law advice to a first year law student, but I guess it's all about perception.  My perception is that you're failing at your goal and view advice from someone succeeding is uninformed about the difficulties of dating.  Kind of funny actually, like telling a 16 year old about the responsibilities of life, but they know better than to listen to that crazy person that's experienced them.

 

But that's just what my lazy half-assed response would be.

doyouevensiftbro

May 5, 2013

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MrsIselin

May 5, 2013

Holy shit . . . did he really repeat it that many times?

SillySmartie

May 5, 2013

ok.

That was the whole message I found waiting when I logged in today.

felinefantasy

May 5, 2013

Oh I usually don't like these threads but FUCK this was funny as shit.

 

Him: Hello.

Me: Your profile is tiring to read. Learn what homophones are and how they are used... then come back and try to talk to me.

Him: I have a cell phone.

 

OH FUCK... so funny. 

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