bitterkold

Aug 25, 2009

I'll have to relate two dates just so you can get the full effect here.  

I met this girl here on OKC and we really hit it off, sending gigantic novels to each other through message (I didn't realize the messages have a character limit until then) and we decide it might be fun to hang out some time-- She sends me a message one day asking if I want to meet up for a drink after she's done snowboarding, I say sure, that'd be cool, but my brother (in the Marines) was in town visiting, so I left a voicemail asking for a rain check.   She calls back like 10 minutes later, and had hit a rock while driving down the canyon, bent the wheel's rim and was stuck with a flat.  We drove out to meet her, I changed her tire, then we went back to my house, had a few beers, made out, it was good.

Two weeks later we went out to a local karaoke bar, and this random guy shows up while I was on stage singing 'Badfish' and talks her into giving him a ride home after the bar closes.  She pretty much ignored me for the rest of the night, and once the club closed, they dropped me off at my place before heading over to his.   It was weak;  I think that was underscored by the fact that things seemed to go so well the first time we got together.

CARLY143

Aug 25, 2009

I HAD ARRANGED A BUSINESS MEETING  WITH A MAN FROM IRELAND, I WAS DOING IN HOME SALES  AN HE WAS INTERESTED IN USING MY SERVICES FOR A PARTY.  THRU  OUR  EMIALS  WE  WERE GETTING KINDA  FLIRTY, AND  WE HAD SPOKE ON THE PHONE A FEW TIMES  REGUARDING WHEN AN WHERE TO MEET.  I HAVE TO ADMIT I HAVE A THING  FOR GUYS  WITH ACCENTS.    I HADDENT SEEN  HIS PICTURE  OR ANYTHING  BUT HE  HAD SEEN  MINE FROM MY WEBSITE, I GAVE NO FALSE PRETENCES ABOUT BEING A BBW. I DROVE MYSELF TO THE QUIANT  LIL CUPCAKE AN COFFEE SHOP SPOT  THAT HED RECOMENDED. IT WAS BRIGHTY LIT  SMELLED LIKE ICING AN WAS FULLY STAFFED I SAT AT A SMALL 2 SEATER TABLE IN THE BAY WINDOW. LOOKING OUT TO SEE THIS OLDER MAN  ABOUT TO WALK IN TO THE SHOP.  HE LOOKED HOMELESS AT FIRST GLANCE, SO I USHERD MY PURSE WITH MY FOOT  BENEATH THE TABLE.  I HAD ALL OF MY BUSINESS FOLDERS AN SOME SAMPLES SET OUT ON THE TABLE.  HE LOOKED DOWN AT ME  DREW UP A BIGG BREATH THAT PUFFED UP HIS CHEEKS  HAHA  AN  JUST WALKED TO THE COUNTER  TO  ORDER A COFFEE.... AN THEN  I HEAR HIS DAMN ACCENT.. OMG   NO WAY  THIS  IS MY IRISH GUY   RIGHT  AS  I PLEADED TO THE HEAVENS TO SEND  ANOTHER.      SO I THROW OUT ALL NOTIONS  OF A GOOD  TIME  AN  IM STRICTLY BUSSINESS WHEN  HE  COMES  AN SITS DOWN AT MY TABLE  INTRODUCES HIMSELF STICKS OUT A HAND AFTER RUNNING IT THRU  HIS UNCOMBED THINNING GREY HAIR HE  SMILED BIGG  AN  MY EYE WENT STRAIGHT  TO HIS MOUTH  WICH I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE  AS  ( METH MOUTH)  IF YOU KNOW WHAT  I MEAN.   BUT  I TRY TO BE  A VERY NICE PERSON  AN  GO ON WITH THE SALE, WHILE  HES  ASKING ME DIRTY  QUESTIONS  LIKE  EVERYTHING I SAID  WAS A SEXUAL ENUINDO   THAT  HE  HAD TO WINK  AN  GURGGLE  OUT A LAUGH  AT.     THE END  OF THE MEETING  WE  WALK OUTSIDE  HE ASKED ME  IF I COULD  GIVE  HIM A RIDE BACK TO HIS HOUSE  SINCE HE WALKED TO MEET ME ,  AN ALSO  THAT ID NEED TO SEE  THE LAYOUT OF THE PLACE  FOR  THE PARTY...   I MADE AN EXCUSE  BUT TOLD HIM IT WAS NICE TO MEET  HIM AN  HEADED  FOR MY VEHICLE  ITS EVENINGISH  NOW    I DIDDNT  SEE  HIM FOLLOW  ME TO MY CAR.  AFTER  I PUT  MY THINGS IN THE BACK SEAT  I TURN AROUND TO GET IN AN HES RIGHT BEHIND ME. MY HEART  JUMPED  LIKE  I WAS WATCHING  A HORROR MOVIE AN  HE  GOES  " I JUST  WANTED TO GIVE YOU A KISS " AS  HE  PULLED ME IN BY MY WAIST ALL  HE  MANAGED  TO GET  WAS A HUG.   I FELT  DIRTY.   GOT IN MY CAR  AN  LEFT ...   THE  DAY OF THE PARTY  HE  CALLED MY CELL  THAT MORNING AN THEN AGAIN  AROUND  2   I DIDDNT  HAVE THE BALLS  TO CALL BACK  BUT  I HOPE HE  HAD A GOOD  TIME  REGUARDLESS......    I KNOW THIS ISNT  THE WORST  DATE.... BUT  IT IS BURNED  IN MY BRAIN  AS BEING  PRETTY  BAD.

bitterkold

Aug 25, 2009

REALLY!? NO WAY THAT IS SO TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLE I CANT BELEIVE HE WULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND YOU DONT EVEN RETURN THE CALLS HE MADE 2 U  WOW

ZomBittah

Aug 25, 2009

^^Seriously, he went to the trouble of gurggling and you wouldn't even give him a kiss?  Fucking teases.

What9Thousand

Aug 25, 2009

A blind date. She wasn't very attractive. She didn't smile the whole time. She ate 1/4 of her food at dinner (which I paid for). She gave me 1-word answers to all of my questions, and never bothered trying to make conversation on her own. We went to a book store and she ran into a big group of her friends and invited them to hang out with us. I didn't know anyone there and they all knew each other.

Sexii_GiggLeZ

Aug 25, 2009

worst= i met a guy at a restaurant and he didn't look anything like  his  picture, but ima nice person so i gave him the benefit of the doubt. it turns out not only was he much worse looking than his pic, he was not the sweet guy i had been chatting with. he asked me if i would have sex with him for 100 bucks i jus got up and walked out.

DeathMetalDingo

Aug 25, 2009

I went on date with someone I met online. In her pics online, she was HAWT.  I pick her up.  The first thing that crosses my mind, "FUCK. SHE'S FAT." 

Ended up going to an art museum, dinner AND a movie and I still don't get a handjob.  What the fuck.

snowwhitekj

Aug 25, 2009

I talked to this guy for like 1  month via net 1 month over the phone he sent me tons o pics... when he meets me he is a 5 ft asian guys(  not the same as pics)  i am 5 7 mind you so he kept starring at my bossom the whole time taling bout how he wanted to get me naked.. I had to change my number after I dipped cause he called 45 times a day....   N fuck you guys for not likin Fat girls!!!!!!!!!!  

pessimystica

Aug 25, 2009

^ it's not that some guys don't like fat girls, but obviously too many girls lie about & that's what they don't like.  I can't tell you how many times i've heard guys tell me about this over time.  It was even worse in the 90s when there were no pics, but i'm surprised it's still going on when pics are so readily available.  Gals may as well just say we look like <insert hot actress here>... reminds me of the movie Friday when that 'big girl' brags about how she looks like Janet Jackson, hehe.

wow, these stories were something else, heh.  Luckily, I've never had anything that bad happen, so i don't have any to share.  I'm surprised i don't either cuz i could've met some real weirdos when i was around 18/19 & more eager to meet people just for sake of meeting new people.  But i've always stood firm in that if they creep me out in any way, shape or form online, i won't meet them.  The worst that's happened is that we either just don't click, they seem awkward, you don't have much in common, having conversation is weird, &/or a mix.  It's usually been pleasant at least, & no one's flat out bailed on me.

snowwhitekj

Aug 25, 2009

Not all big girls lie I am big and beautiful and I have more self confidence than most of the skinny girls I know.  Maybe guys are burnd by the janet jackson lies.... ( great analogy by the way)    

TheArk04

Aug 26, 2009

Oh boy. Mine would have to be my one and only blind date. I didn't find her attractive when we met, but I still went ahead with the date giving her a chance. We were going to a movie/dinner. We ended up seeing a movie she already saw, which she lied to me about saying she has never seen it. (I cant stand liars  >.>) During the ENTIRE movie she just stared at me. There was probably about 5-10 mins in total where she wasn't looking at me. That was so freakin creepy. As soon as the credits started rolling we got up to leave and the first thing out of her mouth was: "So are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?"

Needless to say there was no dinner afterwards. I just looked at my phone and told her something came up and I had to go...

GodDelusion

Aug 26, 2009

This is too funny.

im_m4g1c4l

Aug 26, 2009

He forgot. Ha!

Alobarish

Aug 26, 2009

Meeting my forum posting requirement!

ADVboy

Aug 26, 2009

I don't know if I should laugh or cringe at half of these!

Cinderella1248

Aug 26, 2009

Why for pit sake?

Cinderella1248

Aug 26, 2009

Good for u. U did all the right things. Scary......

browncollared

Aug 26, 2009

A girl once suggested we go to an all you can eat sushi joint. That was interesting since I wasn't really into her but hey atleast my tummy was satisfied.

seedypoet

Aug 27, 2009

Runner up...

Went to meet a dating candidate I met on another dating site (one that catered especially to nerds) at her job (hairstylist). She claimed to be a sci-fi geek like me. Disappointing. She wasn't nearly as Geeky as she said she was. During our conversation, she couldn't answer any of the questions I asked her: Does your DVR have an external drive and you are still running out of space? What kind of sci-fi/fantasy books are in your bookshelf? (She didn't have a book shelf.)

At one point she laughed at something I said and kind of slapped me, but I was left confused as to whether she understood the question or thought I was asking her to mate. On top of this, she was very rude to the other hairstylists while I was there. When she left the room, her co-workers were telling me to "run away or the bitch will ruin your life".

After all this, she said she had to work and couldn't leave for our date. Surprisingly, as I was leaving she asked if I would like to go out another day because apparently, "I'm a lot cuter in person than she thought I'd be." (What!?) I declined. I may be internet dating, but I have my dignity.

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First Place...

Went to an apartment near China town, fancy neighborhood but a tiny little dark one-room loft. Kind of scary when I walked in. I was meeting 26 year-old Pam for some drinks. A woman answered the door who I assumed was Pam's mom, maybe 55, short, dumpy, wrinkly, a little crazy in the eyes. I was relieved to see another person in the apartment - 20 something, resembling the picture on her online profile. Unfortunately, as I sat down, she promptly left the apartment, leaving me alone with my real date, the 55 year old. We had a nice little chat as I tried to figure out if one of my friends were punking me (during which she was mostly incoherent). Finally, she directed to check out her nice comfy, platform bed, at which point, I made a b-line for the door, not bothering to look back.

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For the record, I like fat girls.

TeufelWolf

Aug 27, 2009

Had a date with a complainer/topper - Complained about everything around us, and had to top any subject I brought-up...

By the end of the evening she had co-founded Ren Faires, helped start Worldcon, was one of the original Phone Phreaks, and probably would have claimed to have been Alister Crowley's first g/f if I had mentioned I like AC's books.

Wasn't from OKC, this was someone I met on Yahoo Chat.

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