Conrad_Nomikos

Jan 30, 2013

Whaaaat? That much? You're a disappointment as a judge...

WithAllIHave

Jan 31, 2013

Agrees. I give it a 5/10 mostly because I found the responses mildly funny.

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

Meh, I figured someone would take the hint to actually review my shit and give me some Profile Suggestions, since that's what this forum is titled.

I promise to try harder with my next troll thread, but in the meantime I've started another thread asking for advice; hopefully it won't get so bogged down with stupid 1 line quips.

Peace

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

Wait, were you actually seriously wanting profile advice? I honestly assumed this (and your other thread) were piss-takes, mocking the Nice Guys of OKC types!

So I guess my first bit of advice would be to try not to come across like a caricature of a Nice Guy of OKC.

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

"Nice guy"? Hah! What about me comes across as "nice"?

 

... Alright, fine, I give up. I would have torn myself a new one, but you people are just too fucking nice.

 

Good on you (I guess).

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

Not nice, "Nice", as in Nice Guy (tm). Different thing.

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

^ So what about my profile makes me come across as a Nice Guy?

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

I have no idea, I haven't read it; I was referring to your posts here. Like I say, I thought you were deliberately mocking the guys who are just astonished that women aren't flocking to them and can't possibly fathom that this might not be because the women are defective. But apparently you're not kidding, and I'm not sure changing your profile is likely to help.

Conrad_Nomikos

Jan 31, 2013

I so hope, for the sake of his IQ, that he was really mocking someone...

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

So what are you doing on Profile Suggestions if you plan to neither read people's profiles nor give suggestions? You're not making a solid case for the non-defective woman argument.

The issue isn't that women don't flock to me, the issue is that sometimes the really hot ones don't get past a few messages before things fizzle out and I'm left with my dick in my hand, looking like some kind of chump. So yes, considering that it's a minority of women who don't respond favourably, they MUST be defective in some way as, by (my) definition, they're clearly malfunctioning.

I'm here to perfect my game so I can (ideally) score for every shot. Is that not what this forum is for? Or have I mistaken the purpose of Profile Suggestions?

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

^ If it's the women who are defective, changing your profile won't fix them, so you're asking in the wrong place.

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

^ Then I'm looking for a workaround. Even broken records can be played with the right finagle.

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

There isn't one; you can't sleep with all the women, some of them just aren't going to be into you.

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

^ I'll settle for most. There's always room for improvement.

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

^ OK, my suggestion for improvement is to change your attitude. Thinking that not wanting to sleep with you is a defect, and using the kind of PUA jargon you've got going on, is off-putting to some women, and may be the reason you're striking out with them. Try changing that.

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

Excellent, now we're getting somewhere.

Which part(s) express the attitude I should change, and which PUA jargon should I cut? I didn't realize my stent with the Portland Ukulele Association was bleeding over so detrimentally.

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

Your posts, right here, in this thread and the other one you started. I already said that, didn't I?

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

Women aren't reading this forum; my posts have no bearing on what's written in my profile.

If you have no intentions of making any profile suggestions, I'd suggest that you try out one of the other forum sections and discontinue stringing this pointless conversation any further along.

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

Women aren't reading this forum; my posts have no bearing on what's written in my profile.

Are the women you want reading your profile?

xJealousOrchard

Jan 31, 2013

^^A quick search of your username by anyone will bring up this thread. And it will never be deleted. Enjoy!

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