Nyamuk

Jan 21, 2013

You seem to think I'm trolling whenever I repeat what you said.

Chaeddd

Jan 21, 2013

Siva, your success with girls is not entirely dependent on your looks.

Girls believe that beauty is only skin deep, you must have something else that they find attractive.

There are plenty of handsome guys who never get laid.

unassuming_guy

Jan 21, 2013

There are plenty of handsome guys who never get laid.

<---- doesn't get much more handsome than THIS!    ^ point proven.

 

You seem to think I'm trolling whenever I repeat what you said.

xJealousOrchard

Jan 21, 2013

There are plenty of handsome guys who never get laid.

Lol on what planet

Conrad_Nomikos

Jan 21, 2013

I am literally getting sex delivered to me but I am thinking this shit will fade when I get old. How should I deal with that?

Then never get old. Problem solved.

unassuming_guy

Jan 21, 2013

I am literally getting sex delivered to me

is this legal?

Nyamuk

Jan 22, 2013

Only by USPS. I don't think the private carriers are permitted.

Melissas_Secret

Jan 22, 2013

Nah, I still look pretty good for being 33 years old. ;)

Tulefel

Jan 24, 2013

While women are like fruits, much more desirable and sweeter in their ripe state. BUT, that state of ripeness is relatively temporary, after which they wilt and sag and become quite a bit less appetizing, when compared with the same age of a vegetable.

 

Well… ever tasted raisins or dried apricots or figs? Compare them with a dry cucumber.  :)

 

Nyamuk

Jan 24, 2013

Pickles are pretty ok though.

Tulefel

Jan 24, 2013

Indeed, after some conservation process  :)

Nyamuk

Jan 24, 2013

And it depends on which kind. Gherkins are just nasty. You need a very particular set of procedures and to start with a particular sort of pickle.

Tulefel

Jan 24, 2013

Off to choose Mr Right Pickle :)

 

drearydancer

Jan 24, 2013

maybe you won't be as horny anymore when you are old, unless you take viagra.  so not getting sex won't bother you.  

drearydancer

Jan 24, 2013

There are plenty of handsome guys who never get laid.

I agree.  There are plenty of decent looking and attractive people who do not have sex. 
GGMFSOB

Jan 24, 2013

86% of women hit the wall at 40.

11% hit it earlier than that.

3% lie to themselves.

Chaeddd

Jan 24, 2013

"There are plenty of handsome guys who never get laid.

Lol on what planet"

In white America. There are only a few of these guys so they are rare, but that white girl next door will reject him if his personality is bad, like he has a mental illness, or is a big enough of a jerk, or he has adopted being a loser as a way of life.

She will want to have a guy she can introduce to her friends and not be embarressed.

Perhaps his sexual orientation is not straight and he is a gay or a wanker.

Nyamuk

Jan 24, 2013

^^ HOLY SHIT IT'S STEVE BUSCEMI

Swampy65

Jan 24, 2013

3% lie to themselves.

That would be Nyamuk and most of the women who post in these forums. It's still a little too early to say whether she'll be a part of those percentages who hit the wall at 40, or earlier.

But she appears to be right on schedule.

Nyamuk

Jan 25, 2013

Ahh yes, the old refrain. "Old women suck because I don't want to sleep with them. Young women suck because they don't want to sleep with me... so we better remind them that they'll be old one day!"

I don't know why the fact that someday fewer men will want to bang me is supposed to strike such terror into my heart. 

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