gambulance

Jul 4, 2013

Hi AlCappuccino - I was going to say I never said I was not good at describing myself but now realize that lucky ebay got TWO reviews. So here goes AlCappuccino - you seem fun and exciting. Your opening paragraph is excellent - In it you basically sum up what you're here for. You've told us what you like to do, you are straightforward about what you are persuing and what you are good at without bragging, and.... you told us what you want in a woman. The choice of cooking in your main photo is probably a good choice too. I personally think you will find someone with this profile - it shows you are funny and genuine and therefore I give you a 9/10. In order to get 10/10 I would add a better, less grainy picture of your smiling face and tell us what what field of interest your degree is in and maybe talk less about the game of thrones because all that info will likely alienate girls who do not watch it. Unless watching game of thrones is one of your own parameters. In which case, leave it in.

Eat_Pray_Die

Jul 4, 2013

10/10. Mission accomplished.

Mathman1ca

Jul 4, 2013

10/10. The single most awesome profile I had ever seen. Riveting. Every picture a glimpse into oblivion. Even word a silent sound. Every thought, an evocation that pushed me further into the eternal dark, dusky void. I am utterly unable to convey the depth of my emotions. 

 

Epic.

roladecolombia

Jul 5, 2013

^10.  Really creative.  Gives insight to your personality and it was an entertaining read. 

Phaetonics

Jul 6, 2013

roladecolombia: I enjoy your profile. I am, debatably, a huge, cynical asshole. I found your profile to be genuine, truthful, and endearing.

Specifically, I find your self-summary to be comprehensive, but not dull. I dig on the specificity of your claims, and I dig on this specific comment: "I hope to find the guy who can offer me support/encouragement when politics breaks my heart, as she can be a mercurial mistress."

Quick jab--I do not dig on the term "joie de vivre"--just personal preference, I hear that term a lot, and if you are a super-fluent French-speaker--rock that shit. Otherwise, -in my opinion-, reconsider.

Other quick reactions:

-Air conditioning? Not required. I am certain that you can find a lover who lives in a place where air conditioning is not a big deal. Or, you can overcome this situation in spite of "true love".

Other than my petulant whining--Your profile is well written, appealing, and honest. How many others on this site can claim the same?

-Love, P

lispy

Jul 6, 2013

Ebay: what's  the final 1/10 missing, or needing removal?

perkynquirky

Apr 1, 2014

Your profile is looking good, but is a tad long. Maybe add the Patron Saint of Lost Causes and other funny bits to different sections?

RandomImpulse

Apr 1, 2014

8, interesting though brief

Gannonwith3Ns

Apr 1, 2014

9 - careful attention to detail and vivid conveyance of self, but possibly intimidating to some

RentonSeven

Apr 2, 2014

7.5 - The Dalek was awesome.

perkynquirky

Apr 3, 2014

@randomimpulse. I'm glad you find it interesting. Too brief? Any other constructive criticism?

perkynquirky

Apr 3, 2014

@RentonSeven: Dude, use spaces between sentences! And have your friend take a picture of you somewhere with natural light. Focus on the positive and the concrete. Put more attention on what makes you unique (maybe discuss your job?) rather than saying that you love the Internet. Everyone loves the Internet. You weren't overly sarcastic and it was an appropriate length

squigless

Apr 3, 2014

Shitty thumbnail; I don' wanna click it to find out what's inside.

RandomImpulse

Apr 3, 2014

@perky: photos section needs the most improvement, the captions there are the first text most people are going to read in your profile, so use them to say something worthwhile.  The photos themselves also need to say some more about your life and personality, rather than just being tourist photos (i.e. here's me visiting this place, and now this place, etc)

squigless

Apr 4, 2014

@Random: Same. Looks like some kinda nerd dressup game. No thanks.

ErnieDingo

Apr 5, 2014

@randomimpulse 2/10 You're like every other nerdy 20 year old, except 30. You come across as someone who just floats about. Profile has no direction beyond what your favourite colour is. Only good photo are the cosplay ones, the brother one and the wine one. The rest are horrid. All in all, you look like a run of the mill dude. Replaceable.

squigless

Apr 5, 2014

^ Thumbnail's good to go. GL out there, mate.

 

UPDATE: Ok, so I clicked the thumbnail and found that Ernie talks kinda weird. Calls himself a "stranger" and refers to himself as "us," etc., and says some other generally socially awkward things. Maybe it's just an ocker thing, though? Whatevs. Photo is what matters, and he's doing aigh't there. Let Ernie be an example to you all.

spaceship-one

Apr 6, 2014

7/10. Dudes got style.

Vofenn

Apr 6, 2014

SpaceShip-one: 8/10 

 

Nice style, Well done pictures. The Profile gets to the point and provides good information on the owner. Use of ROFL kind seems out of place though. Overall a really nice profile!

squigless

Apr 6, 2014

^ If you think that guy's an 8/10, then your profile must be about a 3/10 at best. Don't even need to read it to rate it.

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