M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

^ OMG REALLY!? OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW HOW THE INTERNETS WORKED UNTIL NOW; I'M SOOO EMBARRASSED!!!

...now with the satiation of your desires out of the way...

^^ I have a wall chart of adjectives which women find irresistible, so yes, my messages are nothing short of textually orgasmic. I'm careful to never press the send button before making certain that my message is exactly the sort that every women dreams of.

I typically invoke views and at least one or two responses. Those who accuse me of being out for conquest usually wind up sleeping with me but nothing more; those who I have nothing in common with often wind up dating me but not sleeping with me; those with whom I actually have something in common tend to keep their distance, never really connecting on either an intellectual or physical level. I'm okay with foregoing the second category, but the third would be nice to nail down.

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

^ Then what makes you think your profile is the problem?

Conrad_Nomikos

Jan 31, 2013

Sushi, isn't it clear for you that this dude is either a moron, or is trolling? Either way, you're wasting your time...

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

^^ Fuck it, you're probably right; I should get myself some more/better communication skills and see how that affects my par. At the end of the day, a profile is really just a sorry substitute for an icebreaker anyway.

I'm just sick of never getting anything longer lasting from this site. Hookups are great and all, but it'd be nice to have something real.

xJealousOrchard

Jan 31, 2013

Your defense was that women will not see your fucktarded posts, when actually they will

 

So, yea

 

OP confirmed for idiot

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

I'm just sick of never getting anything longer lasting from this site. Hookups are great and all, but it'd be nice to have something real.

Well, perhaps if you stopped blaming your lack of success in finding "something real" on women being defective, you might be able to fix that?

What9Thousand

Jan 31, 2013

OP should join a men's rights group to combat this feminism-related obstacle.

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

^^^ Why don't you run a search and tell me how easy it is? Any women who have that much time on their hands aren't the ones I'm trying to hook up with anyway.

^^ Again, you're not reviewing my profile... This parody thread is completely irrelevant, outside of the few forum regulars (all, what, 12 of us?).

^ Why not? Assuming feminism isn't just a bunch of froo-froo ideological bullshit, then it should embrace adversaries by which to hone itself and prove itself against in the arenæ of debate. Running the gauntlet of scrutiny is the only way for any theory to achieve credibility.

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

Again, you're not reviewing my profile...

No, because as you've now realised, your profile isn't the problem here.

This parody thread is completely irrelevant,

So now it _is_ a parody?

 

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

So now it _is_ a parody?

Where did the word "now" come from?

Sushibitch

Jan 31, 2013

^ Old English.

WithAllIHave

Jan 31, 2013

Furniture polish should never be used as an argument Sushi. Jeez. :-D

MrsIselin

Jan 31, 2013

Or malt liquor. 

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 31, 2013

xJealousOrchard: Thought you'd like to know, I just got another number, and I'll be meeting her in half an hour. :P

"So, yea"

What9Thousand

Jan 31, 2013

I'm so happy for you, OP. :) Great job. :)

WithAllIHave

Jan 31, 2013

apparently What9,  that one wasn't a feminist. Gotta know the crowd you're working with am I right? 

user458

Jan 31, 2013

man this nigga boring

WithAllIHave

Jan 31, 2013

Boring is the new sexy. Would explain why I'm here and not getting phone numbers. Orrrr maybe I'm just confusing things again. *sigh*

What9Thousand

Jan 31, 2013

Feminism.

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