eastknight

May 13, 2013

Yo momma’s so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

LOL :-D
onelongshot

May 13, 2013

^5. Made me laugh.  Beat me.  I'm done. Nice work. 

DDDDOUG

Jul 3, 2013

Eastknight's mother was a hedgehog and his father walked funny...
sandyvs

Mar 13

DDDDoug doesn't really live in Raleigh. He is a homeless person in NYC who hangs around the subways asking for spare change.

KarmaLyser

Mar 14

Sandyvs paid her way through college by rolling grade-schoolers for their lunch money.

sandyvs

Mar 15

Karmalyser doesn't really believe in karma. She just uses the word to get all the men to do her bidding.

KarmaLyser

Mar 15

Mua, HAHAhAhaHAhahAHahaHAahahahahHAhAhAaha. Sandyvs has sussed my evil plan, but there's NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!

animehands

Mar 20

Karmalyser is a cofounder of Bitcoin.

(That's the best I could do)

La-Ritournelle

Mar 20

scribble-scrabbles when nobody is looking

animehands

Mar 20

When dining out occasionally orders vegetarian in the presence of vegans just to gauge a response, because who doesn't like a good laugh ...

...even at the expense of the reactionary religious right order of the vegan population?

animehands

Mar 20

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sandyvs

Mar 20

One of the most popular drag queens in Citrus Heights. His legs look stunning in his mini skirt and five inch spike heels. (Iow, 'fuck me' pumps.)

animehands

Mar 20

Under the caring, watchful eye of  beloved TV mom Barbara Billingsley- Sandy of Lil' Spring Hill  underwent grooming for a career in door to door Tupperware sales at an age when her girl scout peers sold half their weight in cookies.

KarmaLyser

Mar 23

Secretly collects "My Little Pony" porn and watches it alone in the dark whilst eating Cap'N Crunch straight from the box.

animehands

Mar 23

Stared down Larry King for nearly following her into the women's bathroom in an airport...

...who finally explained to her that she accidentally tracked his toupeé under her right heel for the whole length of the station.

KarmaLyser

Mar 29

Hey, how did YOU know about that!??!!!

bucsgirl727

May 8

Was the stunt double for Jennifer Garner in Elekktra (I liked the Larry King thing, that is funny!)

KarmaLyser

May 11

That's not a vicious rumor. That's true. Heh.

L-A-R

May 12

KarmaLyser has a custom bocci set she only uses for special occasions (bridal showers, divorce parties, etc)... they're made of bull testicles.

animehands

May 12

L-A- once stood in for Lara Flynn Boyle's corpse in a body bag in the ABC series "Twin Peaks".

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