BMWHRD2

Aug 12, 2008

I don't see an issue with freckles either.

a_cool_name

Aug 12, 2008

Megzys, that's because Odum thinks that making up stories about his life will earn him respect from other people.

 

Things I know about Odum:

He is a parachute instructor

He beat a guy up one time

He gave his ex wife 800 dollars

He plays MMORPGS

He has a very prestigious career

He has an awesome hairline

He is a master of English comprehension

 

 

megzys

Aug 12, 2008

She sued for divorce and managed to walk away only paying $500.

The cheapest divorce I've ever heard of was between two people who decided to not use lawyers and who filed the paperwork themselves. They hated each other but wanted an amicable divorce. It cost them around $900.

OdumCarlock

Aug 12, 2008

In a nutshell she tried sticking me with all her credit card bills saying I ran all the cards up.. I had documents proving they were maxxed on home repairs for the house she was keeping, her kids, which was covered from her ex-husband,priced my car way over value and hers way under.. i had bluebooks for both vehicles.. etc etc she padded everything to the 9's and the clincher was her bringing in a catalog claiming i owned things in it that weren't even for sale yet...

 

BlondeDanika

Aug 12, 2008

my mom always told me that freckles were angel kisses....my papa said they were cockroach bites....funny funny guy, lol

megzys

Aug 12, 2008

^^^ You left her for financial reasons? Or did you come to hate her?

OdumCarlock

Aug 12, 2008

megzys:

 

to be honest it was worth 800 bucks to watch her get all splotchy and red in court and literally break out in hives in front of me thinking she was getting a payday and walking out with next to nothing...

That's actually kind of awful. You must have loved her at some point to have married her. What changed your feelings toward her so much?

 

 

She turned into a hateful bitch... I actually went into court prepared to give her a fair split but when she tried all the underhanded shit my lawyer said let's burn the bitch down... Which she proceeded to do...

So yeah the hives and splotches were worth it...

BMWHRD2

Aug 12, 2008

"...my papa said they were cockroach bites....funny funny guy, lol"

Ha!  I would like your dad.  Horribly mean thing to do, but FUNNY!

megzys

Aug 12, 2008

I know enough about family law to know that it's best to always just sign a damn prenup.

BMWHRD2

Aug 12, 2008

"I know enough about family law to know that it's best to always just sign a damn prenup."

Better yet, avoid the state 'licence to screw' altogether.

megzys

Aug 12, 2008

I really want to be married. I don't want a huge wedding, though. That's not my motivation. I want to find a man who can be the best friend I could ask for, and buy a house and marry him in the living room of it. But I think marriage is a good thing, not a bad thing.

BMWHRD2

Aug 12, 2008

Sure, marry.  Just skip the state permission.  Look each other deeply in the eyes and say to each other, 'you're mine beotch!' or words to that effect.  You don't need permission from the state to screw. Or have kids.  Or buy a house.

megzys

Aug 12, 2008

^ That.

BMWHRD2

Aug 12, 2008

Megz, the GOP assures me that there is a marriage penalty in the tax code.  My attorney friends assure me that all rights guaranteed by marriage can be accomplished through limited power of attorney.

 

Skip the state.  Do what is in your heart without asking permission from any government.

seagee67

Aug 12, 2008

How romantic. "We got married for tax purposes"

OdumCarlock

Aug 12, 2008

the thing to do is roofie your mate, take pics in formal wear, photoshop up a marriage license then doctor the room with empty tequila bottles and a story about how they got all plastered, wanted to get married early, so you eloped....

 

a_cool_name

Aug 12, 2008

Date rape is funny.

OdumCarlock

Aug 12, 2008

a_cool_name:

 Date rape is funny.

Weird.. I never said a word about sex but what's the first thing you thought of....

 Which reminds me of a joke...

According to a_cool_name what's the worst thing about roofies?

Trying to stick em in a juice box

a_cool_name

Aug 12, 2008

Oh yeah?  You just roofie them for the fun of it?  That's just as cool!

BMWHRD2

Aug 12, 2008

Nimrod you sick fuck.  No one was talking about or even thinking about rape.  You and your skinhead buddy should both go fuck yourselves.  Seriously.  Fuck off.  You two have polluted this thread, and despite numerous attempts to ignore you and redirect it, you keep shitting all over it.  Please, go smoke a gun.

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