elektrovert

Feb 28, 2013

When I search for a date, I'd like to know if the person I'm getting to know is a potential viable partner. In fact, tt can happen to meet someone with whome you develop a nice flow... but than, when it is time to get to the next step, you discover to be sexually incompatible. The problem may be that the male has a bigger member than average, so that sex is almost impossible. 

Sex life is really important for creating a balanced relationship, so that "genital incompatibility" can be a relationship-breaker. But it is something very hard to know when you are getting to know someone. I mean, you can't go out and say "hi, this is me, this is my penis, do you think it fits?". 

So: what's better to write on the profile if you have a big penis and don't want to date someone incompatible with you? It's hard to write something not inconvenient, because no one talks about genitals in the profile. 

OctoberTens

Feb 28, 2013

If you haven't met a woman but the first thing that you think of is her genitals, your profile doesnt need work -- you do.

elektrovert

Feb 28, 2013

Thanks for the advice! If you think you are strong enough to let a relationship grow trough days, weeks and months, until you get into bed and discover that you simply can't do it... well, be my guest =)

OctoberTens

Feb 28, 2013

Anytime, Ace!

Rick_Gigante

Feb 28, 2013

This sounds like a job for the "The most private thing I'm willing to admit" profile box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...box.

"It's hard to write something not inconvenient, because no one talks about genitals in the profile."

Start a trend, end the madness.

 

Phyrewerx

Feb 28, 2013

I mean, you CAN go out and say "hi, this is me, this is my penis, do you think it fits?".

FTFY.

You're welcome.

Sushibitch

Feb 28, 2013

Is it bigger than a newborn baby?

Because if not, you're probably OK.

OctoberTens

Feb 28, 2013

Well he can't use the "most private thing" box now because there's a thread about it now. It would be dishonest to say his privates are private after this deprivatizing.

May be this should be his salutation: "Hi, I'm so-and-so. Will my penis fit in you?"

Yep. That works.

Phyrewerx

Feb 28, 2013

OP, you def. seem like the kind of guy would enjoy having a catch phrase.

Invisible_Hand

Feb 28, 2013

I recommend just starting over with the name biggercockthanavg if they let you use that many letters. Women will see you in their feed or match search and only solicit if they're interested in and can handle such a thing. 

CampAnawanna_

Feb 28, 2013

Those eye-talians are crazy

Rick_Gigante

Feb 28, 2013

"biggercockthanavg"

 

It's great 'cause it can be read as both bigger than average, and bigger than a vag'.

trish6912

Feb 28, 2013

interesting

amp-here

Feb 28, 2013

The problem may be that the male has a bigger member than average, so that sex is almost impossible.

   Oh the travesty of having one...so PUA.  Shouldn't be a problem if can you get her juices going and avoid smashing her cervix.


Conrad_Nomikos

Feb 28, 2013

what's better to write on the profile if you have a big penis and don't want to date someone incompatible with you?

Are you, perchance, still virgin?

OctoberTens

Feb 28, 2013

^how dare you insult the OP's national pride. Virgin? Please, nothing less than Extra Virgin shall pass.

amp-here

Feb 28, 2013

^ He (OP) is a UVC fighter.

elektrovert

Feb 28, 2013

I want to thank each of you for your interest in this problem. I feel a sense of gratitude, since you understood the problem this represents. I think I'll go with the "most private" box and I hope it doesn't sound too rude. 

Thanks everybody, hope we all find our soul mate!

wolpertinger_

Feb 28, 2013

I mean, you can't go out and say "hi, this is me, this is my penis, do you think it fits?". 

Yes. Asking a lady how cavernous her vagina happens to be is never going to be a recipe for success. 

because no one talks about genitals in the profile. 

Could it be because it's the worst idea ever to refer to the size of your genitals on your profile? It's going to be a case of too much information too soon for some women or it's going to look like you're boasting. In either case, it's not going to work out well for you. I could be wrong, though. 

 

elektrovert

Feb 28, 2013

Ach. Now you are giving me second thoughts!

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