unassuming_guy

Nov 22, 2012 12:19am

Here is a random list of things that are virtually impossible to beat with drumstix:

1. Your meat

2. The Casino

3. PGA Golfer Tiger Woods

 

Any suggestions to add to this list?

MsOtis

Nov 22, 2012 2:54am

4. a sweet deal

5. the Taxman

6. Death.

smashingmayo

Nov 22, 2012 7:18am

7. msotis' sex with belial
MsOtis

Nov 22, 2012 7:22am

8. sense, into SmashingMomo's skull.

smashingmayo

Nov 22, 2012 8:24am

9. an 18 yo I used to talk to, who now hates me apparently, "used" drusticks.
MsOtis

Nov 22, 2012 9:39am

Next time you talk to her, let her know that any drugstore carries earplugs.They work much better than "drusticks."

 

smashingmayo

Nov 22, 2012 9:45am

Already told u in another thread I cant remember her last name so dunno where she is and she is a psycho nut who hated me for no reason. Plus she is probably busy with her drumsticks.
unassuming_guy

Nov 22, 2012 10:42am

 let her know that any drugstore carries earplugs

Earplugs are indeed handy when living near any drummer.

However, I don't think mayo meant this girl was using the drumsticks in her ears. Perhaps I should introduce her to BiggestCockEver.

 

 

p.s. if you can't beat'em (with drumstix), join'em (with drumstix!)

MsOtis

Nov 22, 2012 11:48am

However, I don't think mayo meant this girl was using the drumsticks in her ears. Perhaps I should introduce her to BiggestCockEver.

At least then she might get some.

smashingmayo

Nov 22, 2012 11:52am

she already did... because she was whorish. well at least she only did with her bf, but still. altho she did cheat on him but not sure if it was sex.
MsOtis

Nov 22, 2012 12:33pm

You're sure not sure of a lot of things about this girl that wouldn't talk to you because she thought you were psycho, and she needed earplugs!

fizzlykittens

Nov 22, 2012 12:34pm

9. an 18 yo

 

Two 9yo duct taped together = one 18yo, shartingmayo

unassuming_guy

Nov 22, 2012 12:52pm

^THAT I think you could beat with drumsticks, but legally it would most likely cause problems.

MsOtis

Nov 22, 2012 1:22pm

interesting how fast he can derail a thread.

10.  Mother Nature

Side--Effect

Nov 23, 2012 6:48am

smashingmayo

Nov 23, 2012 8:36am

otis, she talked to me tons and tons, but was a psycho so EVENTUALLY became nuts on me.
MsOtis

Nov 23, 2012 9:45am

^ you love nutty women. What else can I say?

 

12. the band.

13. the traffic ticket.

14. the odds.

smashingmayo

Nov 24, 2012 3:52pm

The girl who told me about the drumstick then said "no not chicken". lol.
MsOtis

Nov 25, 2012 2:57am

You called her a chicken?

Naughty boy.

 

15. Mother Nature.

elliebear

Nov 26, 2012 6:23am

16.  The Wiz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQKFoUdk4g

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