KaneMarco

Apr 21, 2012

The point here is to be honest as possible, uninhibited even. I'll ask a question and the next poster has to answer it completely honestly. They then ask a new questions and so on. No limits here, go all out in both answers and questions.

From what I can tell there isn't anything like this on the forums at the moment, possibly I didn't look hard enough.

DrGeniusWiener

Apr 21, 2012

So what's your question?

elliebear

Apr 21, 2012

The truth or dare thread is quite similar. 

sandyvs

Apr 22, 2012

K, for DR. G, what's the longest you've had sex before you orgasmed?  That includes with someone(s) else or yourself.

 

DrGeniusWiener

Apr 22, 2012

Time always stops when I'm fucking, Sandy. But I guess I'll have to estimate 20 or 30 minutes? (that's as a sober man of course)  But I don't really know...

As for masturbation I used to think it was smart to bring myself to climax without coming. You see the entire mechanics of orgasm are often reversed with men and women. Boys are taught to hold off and suppress theirs while girls focus on trying to make theirs happen. In any case I discovered how stupid that was later on in life. I love coming like a fire hose.

Anywho... it wasn't until my 40s that I realized I'd become a multi-orgasmic male. But that's a different story.  

 

This one's for the next poster: Do you turn around a look at your poop before flushing?

KaneMarco

Apr 22, 2012

Sometimes yes, and sometimes no. Depends on the poop?

Next poster: To stay on the topic of orgasms, most in one day?

By the way, thanks for the save Sandy lol.

sandyvs

Apr 22, 2012

Six! And that was with a fantastic lover I met from here. *Smiles at the memories*

Next poster:

Total amount of lovers you've had.

StaticLinked

Apr 22, 2012

One. At a time.

Did you "cheat" in the last relationship you had?

DrGeniusWiener

Apr 22, 2012

Nope. It was over before I had the chance.

 

Ever pick your nose and surreptitiously wipe it somewhere when no one was looking?

 

 

sandyvs

Apr 22, 2012

Yes. When I was a kid.

Are you going to vote for Obama this election?

KaneMarco

Apr 22, 2012

nope, it's Ron Paul all the way. I'm sad Herman Cain dropped out...

Most embarrassing drinking story?

stuckinitaly

Apr 26, 2012

hmmm, that's a hard one, regrettably I have many to choose from....ummmmm.ok it was when I went to try my hand at running a hotel for the summer, in the wine area of Italy, Alessandria.I had a night out on the town with the chef, and we decided to drive up to Milan to go dancing at a club near my house, with the idea to later crash at my place,drive back the next day. The chef, a British woman, with British car/plates, didn't knowthe roads, or Italy that well.She relied on her sat nav to guide her everywhere.

  I forgot the fact that drinks are potent here (1=3, 4 if the barman thinks you're cute), and had 1 too many,ok 3 too many.I got plastered. When it was time to leave, I couldn't tell my friend directions,(should have put it in the sat nav at the beginning of the evening),I lived 5 minutes away. She had no clue where to go, and following my garbled directions ended up on the freeway, heading north west. At some part of the journy, the booze had to go.upchucking out a speeding car, beside a passing police car (so I was told),thank God they didn't stop us!

  Unable to give directions. driver is lost, I'm passed out, and she ends up at Lake Maggiore (100 km NW), lost,tired,chef decides to give up and head back to Alessandria,a 200km journey, getting back an hour before we had to be at work.I had slept, she hadn't. We had to park the car wayyyyyy in the back of the property, out of sight of guests.Endured 9 hours of work,with staff/boss ribbings.Then the following morning I cleaned the entire car,inside and out.gee, thinking about it now, I should have given her gas money too.

moral: Watch out! Hi balls are not measured in Italy, so you never know how much you're drinking. (not like American measured 1 shot drinks)I now stick to beer so I know what I'm getting (although double malts can throw you off too, but I now can taste the dif), oh and yes we are still friends.

next question: What was your work mistake at work?

sandyvs

Apr 28, 2012

THAT is hilarious Italy! You would be a blast to party with. :)

Worst mistake at work...

I brought in a funny email that someone had sent me, along the lines of this one.

https://www.google.com/search?q=ymca+blasphemy+poster&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

I showed it to the same people that I show some of the 'Texts from last night' stuff I copy', but someone took it and showed it to a supervisor that we all hate because it was a put down to him. I got written up for it, but don't regret it at all.

What kind of child were you, or what was your childhood like? (This doesn't apply to OP because he's still a puppy.)

elliebear

Apr 29, 2012

I was a quiet kid.  More of an observer.  I remember at home I was always drawing, building things, creating. 

Next person:  Have you ever got involved with someone you work with?  What was the outcome?

stuckinitaly

Apr 29, 2012

Hmmm let me think....well I went into business with one, that doesn't count...oh yeah, I tried once...but God struck me down literally (forbidden fruit),on the ski slopes with him....my knee hasn't been the same since.I had a relationship with one client, but only went on a date (lunch doesn't count)after he left his company.  So I guess no. Work is work, play is play.

If you wanted to get a dog:  ( pick a statement) and explain why

I would pick the one I like the most. 

I would pick the one that needed a home the most.

DrGeniusWiener

May 2, 2012

I'd pick the one I like the most out of all the dogs that badly need a home.

It seems I'm equivocating but that sad truth is there's an overabundance of pets out there who desperately need homes. Thus the luxury of picking one you like best from that pool.

 

It would be disingenuous for me to say "the one that needed the home most."  Why? Becuse I haven't gone out tonight to rescue any of the countless dogs about to be put to death.

 

Yeesh... that was a downer.

 

Do you ever enjoy the smell of your own genitalia? 

KaneMarco

May 2, 2012

My d&b's always smell like coco-scented lotion, so yes.

If you could have one night with any pornstar, who would it be?

stuckinitaly

May 4, 2012

ok...I would like to have one serious chat with the late Anna Nicole Smith ( a year b4 her life started to go downhill).....she was such a sad example of a woman.

 

question: why are you here, like HERE,in the UD forums, the forum of no more than 20 people tops...or why are you still here?

KaneMarco

May 4, 2012

Someone told me it was a place for those like myself, whatever they seemed to think I am or am like. Seems cool, I surf around a bit, some interesting reads (in the forums in general).

What is your number one deal-breaker for a possible mate?

sandyvs

May 4, 2012

 

Doesn't care about his appearance/not healthy. The second would be a smoker. I'm starting to hate that more and more.  Every time I look at Italy's photo, I think of this hilarious card trick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCm4r0F0tts

Biggest mistake you ever made?

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