glenonruckus

Apr 22, 2013

if they are fine and on a dating site, they're more than likely straight up ratchet s hoes.

insult them or be like lets bang

"whuddup bitch, lets FUCK"

"bitch you fine as fuck I want all up in that"

"pee on my face, please?"

 

it works, trust me. Just banged a sexy ass supermodel dumpster slut bitch under the surfboard shop.

 

You're welcome.

 

P.S.

it only works if you look good like me.

Happyness4Evar

Apr 22, 2013

Just banged a sexy ass supermodel dumpster slut bitch under the surfboard shop.

glenonruckus

Apr 22, 2013

hahahahhahahaha you like that?

Happyness4Evar

Apr 23, 2013

Yeah that was a good one.

Informavore

Apr 23, 2013

VulgarVulva4STD

Apr 26, 2013

*takes notes*

Intense_City

Apr 26, 2013

Let's be honest; there's not much else to do in SC.

Nyamuk

Apr 27, 2013

Did she pee on your face?

smashingmayo

Apr 27, 2013

nyamuk likely did on the world's.
is200

Apr 28, 2013

Pffff, unless you had buttsecks with her and made her ride her bike home afterwards it don't count brother.

 

Thems the rules.

GhostlyKrist

May 2, 2013

Damn now I know what I was doing wrong!

glenonruckus

May 3, 2013

since when does getting laid "not count"? 

Nyamuk

May 3, 2013

Good lord, man, answer the question. Did she or did she not pee on your face?

glenonruckus

May 4, 2013

no, she didn't. that would've been hot though.

but we were outside. I only let hotties pee on me in the shower.

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