glenonruckus

Apr 22, 2013 8:09am

if they are fine and on a dating site, they're more than likely straight up ratchet s hoes.

insult them or be like lets bang

"whuddup bitch, lets FUCK"

"bitch you fine as fuck I want all up in that"

"pee on my face, please?"

 

it works, trust me. Just banged a sexy ass supermodel dumpster slut bitch under the surfboard shop.

 

You're welcome.

 

P.S.

it only works if you look good like me.

Happyness4Evar

Apr 22, 2013 9:00am

Just banged a sexy ass supermodel dumpster slut bitch under the surfboard shop.

glenonruckus

Apr 22, 2013 10:06am

hahahahhahahaha you like that?

Happyness4Evar

Apr 23, 2013 1:22pm

Yeah that was a good one.

Informavore

Apr 23, 2013 1:28pm

VulgarVulva4STD

Apr 26, 2013 12:07pm

*takes notes*

Intense_City

Apr 26, 2013 8:02pm

Let's be honest; there's not much else to do in SC.

Nyamuk

Apr 27, 2013 1:30pm

Did she pee on your face?

smashingmayo

Apr 27, 2013 3:25pm

nyamuk likely did on the world's.
is200

Apr 28, 2013 3:34am

Pffff, unless you had buttsecks with her and made her ride her bike home afterwards it don't count brother.

 

Thems the rules.

GhostlyKrist

May 2, 2013 11:29pm

Damn now I know what I was doing wrong!

glenonruckus

May 3, 2013 12:15am

since when does getting laid "not count"? 

Nyamuk

May 3, 2013 3:49am

Good lord, man, answer the question. Did she or did she not pee on your face?

glenonruckus

May 4, 2013 4:35am

no, she didn't. that would've been hot though.

but we were outside. I only let hotties pee on me in the shower.

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