why do black people smoke newport?

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Dustin-grr

Jan 10, 2010

Because they are fuckin' delicious!

Pedobear4loli

Jan 11, 2010

Because menthols are tasty?

 

Also, that douchebag Obama banned clove and cherry and vanilla and strawberry. Which kind of pissed me off because those made awesome flavored blunt wraps. Now I just have to use my pipe.

corsair765

Jan 11, 2010

Once Lorillard starts producing Newport Mentol Hookah Tobacco™ i can live up to my full stereotype. Until then, $9.50 per pack sounds kind of steep no matter what colour a person's skin is. Or lungs are.

bigburpboy

Jan 13, 2010

@ AMT, because you like black ppl.. you are correct!!  black ppl like you too

 

@Natlee, because it is the most expensive menthol.. for a black man. you are CORRECT!

 ^^^^ black smokes every brand out there, you are correct!

^^^ it's delicious, you are correct!!

^^ because it's tasty, yes, very tasty.. you are correct!

^ $10 a pack is kinda steep, but imagine $30 a gram of Sour D.?.. you are correct!! idk y

 

 

KittyHawk_pal

Jan 13, 2010

Rumor has it that the first day Newport's were introduced to the street, the first cigarette out of the first pack was smoked by Martin Luther King.

nk0451

Jan 13, 2010

Cause they knows whats good.

voroscsepel

Jan 13, 2010

Why do black people smoke Newport? Because like all other smokers, they want to turn their lungs black, too.

bigburpboy

Jan 13, 2010

^^^ YOU ARE CORRECT! the rumor is true

 

 

^^ because they know its good? you are correct!!

 

^ because they all want the color of their skin as black as their lungs, you are correct!!

KittyHawk_pal

Jan 14, 2010

Actually fat is more harmful than clouded lungs/ what would you prefer - a slim well dressed smoker with albeit black lungs or someone coming towards you whale-like in cringe splitting shorts with creases, dips and looks like they are going to blow-up.  Security alert.

completlylost

Jan 14, 2010

i asked a coworker of mine why he smoked newports once.(he's black, and a smoker) he simply replied "because im black"... its pretty simple stuff...

bigburpboy

Jan 14, 2010

^ because i'm black.. you are correct that is why black ppl smokes Newport, bc they're black!

maryjanerx

Jan 14, 2010

b/c newports are cheap and black people are poor.

 

Same goes for why all junkies smoke newports

Lookin4Aloha

Jan 14, 2010

I never saw a white person smoke Newports.

Here's my answer:  It's not because black people like to smoke Newports, it's because no other race smokes Newports.

Also, how is this a "date suggestion"?

 

Ohhh..  real answer:  Because ghetto people regardless of race smoke menthols because they think it gets them high(er).

bigburpboy

Jan 15, 2010

^^ because they are cheap, maybe you're getting the $3.30 Duty Free Newport @ NYC. but you are CORRECT!

because it is cheap if ur smoking it duty free! and you're a junkie, you are correct!

 

^because ghetto ppl smoke it to get higher. higher from what,idk, but u are correct!

mekamek

Jan 17, 2010

Cuz, Malboros are for Cowboys....not Gangstas....

MoonLancer

Jan 17, 2010

Its Dave Chappelle.. What is Junk in the trunk? *Random Answer* Correct!

bigburpboy

Jan 18, 2010

^^ because cowboys just loss to Brett Farve and friends, and that Newport is for gangsta...

you are CORRECT! it is true, every gangsta smokes Newport

 

^ because the junk in the trunk..... random answer, and you are correct!

 

voroscsepel

Jan 19, 2010

Egyptians are for kings, barons, and the bourgeouis. However they are spelled.

Nikotex Munkases are for the Hungarian proletariat.

Pall Malls are for Englishmen.

Virginias are for ladies. And NOT for virgins, please make sure you don't make that mistake.

Camels are for Egyptians.

So for God's sweet sake, let the Black men smoke Newport in peace!!

KittyHawk_pal

Jan 19, 2010

My room mate in college (Faith Jenkins) sorry Faith, smoked Newports and she was white.  Gave me one and I would rather give up than have that ether cool unpleasant taste in my mouth instead of a charcoal filter like Parliament Light 100's.  An acquired taste I guess.

krippy2k

Jan 19, 2010

For the same reason black people smoke Kools.

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