donkeyfufu

Mar 15, 2009

First, drink the Gatorade.
Second, lube the bottle and/or your penis with lotion.
Stick the bottle between your mattress and box springs
Get on your knees and start having sex with your sports drink bottle.
It feels like a real plastic vagina

protip: you should insert your penis into the bottle while still limp or you may have problems inserting it after you're fully erect. You may also want to poke a tiny hole in the back to help with the pressure, but not too big because the suction feels gooooooood.
100ft_tortoise

Mar 15, 2009

if a person can do this they have a small penis
donkeyfufu

Mar 15, 2009

Lies. My penis is just fine the way it is. They might also have huge gatorade bottles.
spazzygob

Mar 15, 2009

donkeyfufu is a goddamn genius.
MatMazing

Mar 15, 2009

I THink i did that once, when i was 12 ONCE. Also, feels good man.
100ft_tortoise

Mar 15, 2009

no I am sticking with my previous statement
AFlipDarkChill

Mar 15, 2009

Can't get it in. You have failed me. *slits wrist*
donkeyfufu

Mar 15, 2009

Spazzygob has a nice Gatorade bottle. It smells like grape.
xmelx27

Mar 15, 2009

vom.
free2question

Mar 15, 2009

How did you manage to fit your penis into a Gatorade bottle? Even the wide mouth ones are quite small.
Fenrirs_bane

Mar 15, 2009

yeah he is, im going to try this right now!
donkeyfufu

Mar 15, 2009

free2question, I have lots of practice with Asian women.
L_MorningStar

Sep 29, 2011

bump for dragondude

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