German_Film_Star

Oct 13, 2013

So yesterday I was sitting on a bench in a strange part of town(Mongolia....I mean Magnolia!)minding my own business while sipping on coke. Then I see a nicely dressed woman walking towards the convenience store of a gas station but thought nothing of it until suddenly, she turned to the left, saw me, said "hi!" and then sat down and told me her life story. She's a family therapist but has some srs issues. She said she has a boyfriend, but it's actually her hubby whom she's in the process of divorcing and she had a fight with him and came out of the bar a block away to get some fresh air. But then she started getting "physical" with me. Scooting close to me and wrapping her left leg around mine. Followed later by cuddling up to me. She was hawt so I couldn't exactly keep my hands to herself and groped her behind(she was wearing black stretchpants with a b00tyth0ng and I snapped the waistband of it without any protest from her =P). We didn't kiss because it was in public but I totally wanted to. I mentioned something about her undies but then she started laughing and saying "wut! you think yer gonna get laid? cuz yer not!" and I said that I just met her and that we were out in public and she had a bf across the street. I am not going to fuck somebody unless they are either divorced or in an open relationship that is practice divorce.

But then she started talking like she was some psychic and predicting my future saying the Cosmos wanted us to meet and be there together and I thought that was a bit much for even a drunk woman to say. She then went so far as to give me her biz card and said that I can "consult" her at any time. Wow......o.O

She then said she had to go back to the bar where her "boyfriend" was but asked me to help her, which meant holding her hand like we were bf/gf. Then she kind of had a hard time saying goodbye to me and letting go but said "what are you looking at me like that for? is this some sort of a hook up" and just laughed it off and then she gave me a hug and a kiss goodbye.

 

So I'm really not sure what I'm going to do next. Most likely...nothing. But it's hard to tell what her true intentions were.

 

 

 

SRS advice plz u guyz

OctoberTens

Oct 13, 2013

Soda drinks are bad for your teeth and your overall health.

Also, fortune telling is historically the sign of a legitimate business. Especially family therapists. Even more so, family therapists who disclose personal matters to strangers with no apparent expertise in consultation. 

Hells yeah. Totally legit.

Post her biz info so we cans Google her.

smashingmayo

Oct 13, 2013

I am guessing you never go outside, so this could not be true.

German_Film_Star

Oct 13, 2013

Also, fortune telling is historically the sign of a legitimate business. Especially family therapists. Even more so, family therapists who disclose personal matters to strangers with no apparent expertise in consultation. 

Hells yeah. Totally legit.

 

Mmmmmmmmhmm. Why do I always run into people like this?

 

 

Post her biz info so we cans Google her.

 

That I will not do.

smashingmayo

Oct 13, 2013

Too immature to respond to me, I see.

smashingmayo

Oct 14, 2013

OP's state being its typical self, causing the popo to have to sue tear gas and flash grenades due to morons at a party. Just more proof of what I say in the life forum.

Miss-Music

Oct 14, 2013

She has a boyfriend, a husband and some serious issues. Please throw away her card, look back on the booty thong snapping fondly and move on. 

German_Film_Star

Oct 14, 2013

She has a boyfriend, a husband and some serious issues. Please throw away her card and move on.

 

That's precisely what I'm going to do. I mean, if she's not gonna fuck me then there is no point in contacting her. Especially since she has a bf/hubby.

MsOtis

Oct 14, 2013

jeez, Anton.

A drunk woman comes up to you on the street, tells you she's married/getting divorced, has a boyfriend getting drunk at the bar she just came from, And you're wondering if you should call her????

Here's what she wanted from you:

She then said she had to go back to the bar where her "boyfriend" was but asked me to help her, which meant holding her hand like we were bf/gf.

Interpretation:  She was having a bit of a spat with her (drunk) boyfriend at the bar, she left in a huff, and then thought up the (usual) kind of retort to him that girls sometimes choose when they're (drunk) not thinking straight:

"I'll show that SOB, I'll make him jealous."

So she sees you sitting there, conveniently minding your own business and sipping your Coke, and she flirts like crazy with you to (hopefully) convince you to come back to the bar with her (holding hands, acting like her BF), so she can make that drunk guy mad.

Seriously. Do not call her.

Unless you want some drama in your life. (While you have her at your apartment to seduce her, she'll go to the bathroom for a minute and call her BF, tell him where she is, and he'll come pounding on your door to beat you up.)

I'll give you $10 if she's really an employed therapist.

German_Film_Star

Oct 14, 2013

Why the fuck do people like this approach ME? 

 

MsOtis

Oct 14, 2013

you look accessible to them.

If you look at yourself in the mirror with your usually Coke-drinking outfit, would you say that you look like the average 1) bank examiner, 2) troop leader, 3) edgy guy?

Were there really no other guys in the vicinity? She needed someone immediately that at least looked single (no dads with kids), and possible.

Possible, as in, her BF could see you as an opponent and not laugh.

So, I guess it was a compliment, in a way. Though she had limited time to make her ruse work. So basically, she probably would have gone after any guy sitting alone there at the moment.

If this kind of thing happens to you a lot, take a look at yourself and try to see what these drunk women are seeing about you.

Do you look like a biker, or a kind of anything-goes guy?

Remember, they're just going on initial looks/impressions. The real test is what you say and how you behave after they say "hello."

German_Film_Star

Oct 14, 2013

Nevertheless MsOtis, after getting physical with me(and I mentioned her undies) she was like "if you think ye gonna get laid yer not!". So since she's not going to fuck me, I don't have any interest in seeing her or communicating with her ever again. I hope you get the idea.

Miss-Music

Oct 14, 2013

Yes...because everyone woman who says they aren't going to do someone is telling the truth. The whole point is - you shouldn't want to do this woman if you'd like to avoid trouble.

German_Film_Star

Oct 14, 2013

Yes...because everyone woman who says they aren't going to do someone is telling the truth.

 

 

So women do lie after all don't they? :-p

 

 

The whole point is - you shouldn't want to do this woman if you'd like to avoid trouble.

 

 

You're right. IF she were single then I actually might pursue it, but such is not the case.

MsOtis

Oct 14, 2013

If she were actually single, she would never have approached you that way.

Or kissed you.

Or let you snap her thong.

Seriously, if she had wanted to fuck you, what would hold her back? Her husband, or boyfriend?

Sushibitch

Oct 14, 2013

So since she's not going to fuck me, I don't have any interest in seeing her or communicating with her ever again.

So why are you asking for advice, and saying you don't know what to do and that it's hard to tell her intentions? She _told_ you her intentions; she has no intentions of hooking up with you, she was just trying to make her boyfriend jealous after they had a fight, because she was drunk. You know that, you have no intention of going after her, since she's not going to shag you; so what advice do you need?

German_Film_Star

Oct 14, 2013

So why are you asking for advice, and saying you don't know what to do and that it's hard to tell her intentions? She _told_ you her intentions; she has no intentions of hooking up with you, she was just trying to make her boyfriend jealous after they had a fight, because she was drunk. You know that, you have no intention of going after her, since she's not going to shag you; so what advice do you need?

 

I already got the advice I needed.

German_Film_Star

Oct 14, 2013

Nevertheless, I really think I am not being honest with myself....Or with other people about what I really want.

Sushibitch

Oct 14, 2013

^ Obviously. But seriously, she was drunk, and trying to make her boyfriend jealous, and that's the end of it; there is nothing to be gained by following it up.

Melissas_Secret

Oct 14, 2013

Well, now that I have the FULL story and it makes more sense why you were afraid to contact her. I say hell no don't contact her.

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