locality

Feb 2, 2013

This chick just wrote me a fricking novel. It's really sweet and flattering and she spelled "existence" and "definitely" correctly and she seems like a really cool person but I can tell from her thumbnail picture that I'll never, ever, ever be even a tiny bit interested in her. Sucks. There's nothing wrong with her at all, but but she's blonde and I simply am not attracted to blondes at all. 

That's why I always start out with short messages. This chick put in all this effort for nothing. So what do I do? Do I answer and lead her on with false hope, or do I ignore her and be cruel for her own sake? 

 

Fat-Fat-Fat

Feb 2, 2013

"Sorry, you're blonde."

unassuming_guy

Feb 2, 2013

Ewwww, blonde!  GROSS

 

Nobody likes blondes.

Poor bitch will be forever alone

booksandbourbon

Feb 3, 2013

What do you do?  You post the message for our amusement but without the profile username so as to be less dickish.  Then you respond with a simple, polite "not interested."

locality

Feb 3, 2013

That doesn't sound simple and polite. That sounds cruel. 

booksandbourbon

Feb 3, 2013

Really?  I know that this is a big debate but I would definitely prefer a polite refusal to no response (not that getting no response bothers me anyway).  A "not interested" may or may not be best depending on whom you ask but I have difficulty imagining how it could be crueler than no response, a lead-on or an insult.

locality

Feb 3, 2013

I opted to write her back with a polite message that included a vague "if you're ever in town maybe someday let's hang out" type of thing. She immediately wrote me another long message. I haven't replied to that one. 

booksandbourbon

Feb 3, 2013

She doesn't live in Tokyo?  Maybe that helps.  Still sounds like a bit of a lead-on, though, unless you really would want to meet up with her just as friends and level with her in person.

Fat-Fat-Fat

Feb 3, 2013

Just link her to this thread.

WithAllIHave

Feb 3, 2013

vague invitations are but a grain of hope, and to do that is crueler then simply ignoring her. In fact I'd say out right insulting her or otherwise crushing the idea outright is much kinder then giving false hope. Also, I'd say it's more practical. No need to go on inviting huge sessions that ultimately lead to a tl;dr scenario.

Fat-Fat-Fat

Feb 3, 2013

Joke's on all of us- no one really messages Rogen.

locality

Feb 3, 2013

I just now got a message from a stranger thanking me for a comment I made on the forums that he found helpful. 

How often does that happen to any of you? Like, never. 

Fat-Fat-Fat

Feb 3, 2013

That happened to me he other day when I posted in that thread about the forums being hidden. I hate when people do that. It's weird.

ok_stoopidcupid

Feb 3, 2013

There's nothing wrong with her at all, but but she's blonde and I simply am not attracted to blondes at all. 

 

Politely ask her to dye her hair a different color?

locality

Feb 3, 2013

It wouldn't help. I would know. My penis would know. 

Fat-Fat-Fat

Feb 3, 2013

Just ask her if she's a natural blonde.

WithAllIHave

Feb 3, 2013

How often does that happen to any of you? Like, never. 

One time, t'was pretty awesome.

asudevil16

Feb 3, 2013

Just tell her the truth. It's not like you're saying she's individually unattractive. You dislike all blondes. That softens it, assuming she believes you.

unassuming_guy

Feb 3, 2013

You are entirely dickish.

If you said some bitch wrote to you but she was a nigger and you aren't into niggers, you'd be ashamed to post that. If she was an asian and you said you didn't like chinks or gooks, people would call you an asshole. If she was hispanic, and you said you weren't into spics, you'd refrain from posting that publicly.

But of all the reasons to be prejudiced against someone, you "don't like blondes". Just tell her you don't like blondes and she will know that you are the craziest moron she ever encountered, and she'll leave you alone.

CampAnawanna_

Feb 4, 2013

I'm not big on blondes either

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