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MsOtis

Dec 5, 2012

I think Trish is right.

Mayo loves her. He also loves Melissas_Secret, SusieX, me, SillySmartie, Sushibitch, Phyrewerx, and quite a few others.

He's just shy, and doesn't want anyone to guess.

But they found a picture yesterday, and the gig is up.

Don't forget to vote, it's your right as an American.

trish6912

Dec 5, 2012

Lol, I love you MsOtis:)

 

 

just so you know:)

MsOtis

Dec 5, 2012

Awww, shucks.

It's easy to see why Mayo loves you. <3

Side--Effect

Dec 5, 2012

Oh, come now. Mayon has been known to lust after just as many men as women.

It's all a ruse though. Mayon has eyes for only one: Mayon.

MsOtis

Dec 5, 2012

Now I wouldn't use the word "lust," Catagorically.  Mayo's sure to object. But perhaps, "man-crush" would be appropriate?

Yes, I think he does have his crushes on a few of the guys.

And it's easy to see why! Men of opinion, strong, easy on the eyes, what's not to crush on?!

But you know in your heart of hearts, Mayo will never try to get a Tweet from anyone but a girl.

 

gritsucker

Dec 5, 2012

What is this picture of which you write?

MsOtis

Dec 5, 2012

^ I was making a reference to the picture which suddenly appeared in the Zimmerman/Trayvon case.

ok_stoopidcupid

Dec 5, 2012

Where the hell is mayo?  He usually pops up within the first three minutes after something is posted about him.

 

I guess it's about the time that high school lets out in his area, so maybe he's cruising the parking lots looking for hot virgins.

smashingmayo

Dec 5, 2012

Only way I would date someone over 24 is for practice since I havent dated in a while. And I can't think of many, if any, on here over that age, who i would date. I said susie was kinda hot, but her personality is terrible and she is barely over 18, so no clue how she was included in the list.
0K_STUPlD

Dec 5, 2012

They have some of those cam-whore sex chat sites that specialize in 18 year old girls, perhaps Mayo found someone who could be his soul mate.

MsOtis

Dec 6, 2012

^ nah.

Mayo doesn't want sex.

He wants 18 yr olds.

unassuming_guy

Jan 9, 2013

fascinating topic

trish6912

Jan 9, 2013

pretty fascinating I agree

Side--Effect

Jan 9, 2013

Boring as dick. Please bring the menu thread back to the top.

MsOtis

Jan 9, 2013

Mr. Guy! You bumped one of my old threads!

Awww, that was sweet.

 

Okay, I'm going to start making new topics. I have one about voting. Not earth-shattering, but better than this.

pseupseudio

Jan 10, 2013

possibly he is ashamed of his meager endowment

MsOtis

Jan 10, 2013

^ whereas, you're not ashamed of being a big ole poopie head.

Nah.

smashingmayo

Jan 10, 2013

If by meager you mean extra large... maybe.

MsOtis

May 9

Here's one, BCE, that you bumped. So you did know who Susie was. You ole kidder!

BiggestCockEver

May 9

No I didn't know who she was.

 

But you know who is an old kidder? That woman who played Lois Lane.
Her name is Margot.

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