Anarcho-Panache

Apr 15, 2010

Autopederasty; That's the one I'm aiming for.

Autoerotic asphyxia: A form of sexual masochism in which oxygen flow to the brain is reduced, as by controlled strangulation or suffocation, in order to enhance the pleasure of masturbation. Michael Hutchence, lead singer of rock band INXS died whilst performing this act upon himself using a noose.

Lesson learned: Try not to slip and choke yourself when you're choking your chicken.

Agalmatophilia: Agalmatophilia is a paraphilia concerned with the sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object. The attraction may include the desire for actual sexual contact with the objects, a fantasy of having sexual (or non-sexual) encounters with the animate or inanimate instances of the preferred objects, the act of watching encounters between the objects themselves, or sexual pleasure gained from thoughts of being transformed or transforming another into the preferred object. Agalmatophilia may also encompass Pygmalionism which describes a state of love for an object of one’s own creation.

Nyotaimori: (female body presentation), often referred to as “body sushi,” is the practice of eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a woman, typically naked. Nantaimori refers to the same practice using a male model. This sexual fetish is a subdivision of food play. As a result of being served on a human body, the temperature of the sushi or sashimi comes closer to body temperature. Before becoming a living sushi platter, the person is trained to lie down for hours without moving. She or he must also be able to withstand the prolonged exposure to the cold food. Body hair, including pubic hair, would also be shaved, as a display of pubic hair may be seen as a sexual act. Before service, the individual would take a bath using a special fragrance-free soap and then finish off with a splash of cold water to cool the body down somewhat for the sushi.

Ponyplay: is a form of bondage that involves a “pony” and a rider. The pony is often outfitted with straps, a leather saddle, blinders, reins, and a bit in the mouth. The rider, sometimes utilizing either a riding crop or a whip, either gets pulled in a cart or rides the pony directly. The principal theme of animal roleplay is usually the voluntary or involuntary reduction (or transformation) of a human being to animal status, and focus on the altered mind-space created. The most common examples are probably canids (pup, dog, wolf), felines (cat, kitten, lion) or equines (pony, horse).

Cannibal Fantasies: These fantasies are obviously pretty explanatory. On the Deviant Desires website (based on the book of the same name), Katharine Gates explains that some people actually bring these fantasies to life in consensual role-playing! One of her friends, “…painted the woman’s nude body with dotted lines to represent cuts of meat.” One very tasteful website, Muki’s Kitchen, features photographs of female models trussed up in pans filled with vegetables, and stuffed with apples and carrots in every possible orifice. Thus, erotic feeding, messy fun, bondage, gags and vaginal or anal penetration may be incorporated into this practice.

Pseudonecrophilia:  Unlike real necrophilia, this is actually legal (not that that’s a good thing)! It’s quite simple, actually: One partner remains quiet (…something we all wish we could have…) and still, while the other has sex with him/her. For added realism, the “pseudo-dead” partner can lay in cold water for a while before the act! This particular practice met some notoriety, thanks to its appearance in the show, “Law and Order: Special Victims Unit”.

Salirophilia: Is a sexual fetish or paraphilia that involves deriving erotic pleasure from soiling or disheveling the object of one’s desire, usually an attractive person. It may involve tearing or damaging their clothing, covering them in mud or filth, or messing their hair or makeup. The fetish does not involve harming or injuring the subject, only their appearance. The fetish sometimes manifests itself in the defacing of statues or pictures of attractive people, especially celebrities. The fetishist finds this sexually exciting, rather than mere vandalism. They sometimes form collections of defaced art for future enjoyment.

Mummification: As a BDSM bondage practice involves restraining a living person’s body in a non-damaging way by wrapping it head to toe, or neck to toe, in materials like saran wrap, clingfilm, cloth, bandages, rubber strips, duct tape, plaster bandages, bodybags, or straitjackets. The end result is a person completely immobilized and looking like an Egyptian mummy. They may then either be left bound in a state of effective sensory deprivation for a period of time, or sensually stimulated in their state of bondage, before being released from their wrappings.

Autopederasty: Is the near-impossible act of sticking one’s own fully-erect penis in one’s own rectum. Yes. Only a small percentage of people can do it, but it’s possible! There is a porno called “Go Fuck Yourself” that is devoted to the act, even going so far as to instruct people on how to do it! NOTE: There are two other, more familiar variants: Autofellatio is when a man gives himself oral sex; Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.

Emetophilia:  Talk about blowing chunks! Obviously, the words “erotic” and “vomiting” are not often used together. However, they do have similarities: Both trigger the release of hormones that make you feel better; both are caused by stimulus; and, for men at least, both involving having fluids get forced through a tube and out of an orifice. The primary dissimilarity is that most people do not associate throwing-up with a pleasurable experience. Dr. Robert J. Stoller, a renowned sexologist and psychiatrist, begs to differ; Here he discusses the cases of three women: The first woman doesn’t do the Technicolor-yawn herself, instead, “…I can reach a sure orgasm by imagining someone vomiting in a hard, humiliating fashion…”; The second woman actually experiences an orgasm every time she throws up; The third and final woman describes it like this: “…Vomiting for me is like…an orgasm in that I’m tensed, I feel the…intense flood of good feelings almost continually throughout the vomiting and experience relief and quiet warmth in my body when I’m finished. It is not identical to an orgasm. I do not feel it intensely in my genitals alone, but I do feel it there as well as the rest of my body and…in my mouth…”. NOTE: There is also a practice known as “Roman-showers”, which is to become aroused by being vomited upon.

Teratophilia: Is the sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people. One version of Teratophilia is acrotomophilia; sexual attraction to amputees. Considerable commercial and amateur erotica is published apparently targeting people with such a sexual attraction. Persons attracted to amputees in particular are said to be engaging in amputee fetishism.

Hierophilia: People who have this fetish get off on religious or sacred objects. Also known as theophilia. Expect “The Exorcist” to be in the DVD collection of these sacrilegious perverts.

Eproctophilia: As far as eproctophiles are concerned, Mel Brooks’ “Blazing Saddles” is their porn. That’s right. These people probably jack off to that infamous and lengthy cowboy farting scene. And since farting gets them horny, cabbage and beans are most certainly a staple on their daily menu.

Urophilia: Urophilia fetishists love to pee in public, pee on somebody, or get peed on. Also known as “watersports” and “golden showers”.

Better know as "piss artists".

Klismaphilia: Normally, people avoid enemas like the plague. Not for those who practice klismaphilia, a fancy word for those who enjoy getting and administering enemas. Yucky stuff, I know, but look on the bright side: These people have got to have the cleanest anuses in the world.

Necrophilia: The sexual attraction to corpses. These sickos just don’t see dead people. They screw them.

Coprophilia: This one’s better known as scat. Not the rapid-fire singing style, but the act of, well, deriving sexual gratification from feces. Tell these people to “eat shit” and they will.

Anthropophagolagnia: Rape is a person’s worst nightmare, but falling victim to a sick bastard who enjoys anthropophagolagnia is a fate worse than rape, or even death, for that matter. You see, those who practice anthropophagolagnia rape their victims, then eat them. Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is basically the poster boy for these twisted fucks.

AXILLISM: The use of the armpit for sex.

CHREMATISTOPHILIA: Arousal from being charged for sex or robbed (I reluctantly experienced this one in Prague 6 years ago)

DACRYPHILIA: Arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of a partner.

DENDROPHILIA: Attraction to trees.

NASOPHILIA: Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.

OCULOLINCTUS: The act of licking a partner's eyeball.

SACOFRICOSIS: The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pant pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of detection.

SIDERODROMOPHILIA: Arousal from riding in trains.

TAPHEPHILIA: Sexual arousal from being buried alive.

 

So, which is your favourite?

bill-t

Apr 15, 2010

the pub close early today?

Anarcho-Panache

Apr 15, 2010

^^ Disgusting. Nay, revolting.

^ I don't drink.

 

 

*hiccup*

bill-t

Apr 15, 2010

start

simulacrum_soul

Apr 15, 2010

No ear sex? Fail.

SheikofShytown

Apr 15, 2010

Dick-Whipping: If I'm grudge-fucking a woman I actually depise (it's happend), I like to have her give me a blowjob and right after I blow load down her throat I beat her over the head repeatedly with my cock to shake the jizz free from it. I rule.....

Anarcho-Panache

Apr 15, 2010

^ He fucking does rule.

 

No ear sex? Fail.

 

The correct terminology is "Stickingyourcockinsomeonesearaphilia".

trish6912

Apr 15, 2010

The only one of that list I've ever done was the first one. Well, maybe it's the second actually, the choking one.

asphyxia, but with a man, not to myself. He was choking me.

slaydonkeypunch

Apr 15, 2010

Teratophilia: Is the sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.

 

 

Theres hope for you colin!

XHappyGuyX

Apr 15, 2010

What's the deal with women who eat your butt and always want to kiss afterwards?

Riometer

Apr 15, 2010

It's not there. =[

oAstronauta

Apr 15, 2010

i like to cuddle. that's fucking bizarre.

Anarcho-Panache

Apr 15, 2010

^ Sick.

asphyxia, but with a man, not to myself. He was choking me.

Was this because of something you'd done or said to him, twisha?

Theres hope for you colin!

I think I must suffer from Teratophilia, slay, as I find myself very drawn to you.

What's the deal with women who eat your butt and always want to kiss afterwards?

If I had a dollar for every time some random bitch did this ...

slaydonkeypunch

Apr 15, 2010

sorry colin, i serve the chicks into fat dudes, you misshapen lump of shit

Anarcho-Panache

Apr 15, 2010

^ Doesn't make any sense.

 

This one is the shit:

Autopederasty: Is the near-impossible act of sticking one’s own fully-erect penis in one’s own rectum. Yes. Only a small percentage of people can do it, but it’s possible! There is a porno called “Go Fuck Yourself” that is devoted to the act, even going so far as to instruct people on how to do it! NOTE: There are two other, more familiar variants: Autofellatio is when a man gives himself oral sex; Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.

 

Who dares wins, right?

 

trish6912

Apr 15, 2010

Was this because of something you'd done or said to him, twisha?

No, It was just for fun Colin :)

dropdead_eddie

Apr 15, 2010

I'm saving myself for marriage.

 

 

 

*cough*

Anarcho-Panache

Apr 15, 2010

^ Don't you mean a "civil partnership"?

dropdead_eddie

Apr 15, 2010

Lol, by *cough*. I meant NOT. Meaning I'm not a virgin. At least in the gay sense... If that makes sense at all. And no I'm not saying what the difference is.

 

Apologies if my Umerikant humour is weak like that.

Rebeccaonedream

Apr 15, 2010

OMG, hard to say which one turned me on more:

 OCULOLINCTUS: The act of licking a partner's eyeball.

or

Cannibal Fantasies: “...One very tasteful website, Muki’s Kitchen, features photographs of female models trussed up in pans filled with vegetables, and stuffed with apples and carrots in every possible orifice.”

Thanks for all the suggestions about how to expand one’s sexual repertoire! Will most likely fantasize about you Colin whilst I'm happily eyeball licking!

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