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Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

So Im thinkin about makin up a form letter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to send to a bunch of laydeez

 

 

 

 

ya know

 

 

 

 

 

 

to date moar and stuff

 

 

 

 

 

might do something like this:

 

 

 

 

perticularly the part from 1:00 to 1:30

 

 

 

 

My form letter will be:

 

 

"I will love you.  We will be as one.  I will give you television. Remote Control. Red Dress.  I hope it fit.  But if you cheat on me.   I will crush you."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

datine advise me?

SillySmartie

Dec 2, 2012

yer mom is a form letter.

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

ok ok i can see how that feedbacks

 

 

 

 

 

will help in my persuite

 

 

 

dgbdc

Dec 2, 2012

include a pp pic

if a photo one is unavailable then an ascii one will do

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(the E is the pubes)

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

^  I will 

 

 

 

copypasta

 

 

 

 

this pictoralgraph into my form letter

 

 

 

 

 

now

gritsucker

Dec 2, 2012

When you draft the letter

 

 

 

Share it with three friends

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

okay

 

 

 

i just shared it

 

 

 

 

with 3 frnads

 

 

 

 

 

 

what next?

 

 

 

 

 

am i ready to spam

 

 

 

 

 

 

the female populous of okc with my charmine-ness?

SillySmartie

Dec 2, 2012

Spam away

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

i will do it

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

think im gunna 

 

 

 

message this girl first:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/satanlvscrayons/photos

SillySmartie

Dec 2, 2012

She's funny. Do it!

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

i dunno....

SillySmartie

Dec 2, 2012

Don't pussy out!

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

i is scurred

ThatCharmsChick

Dec 2, 2012

<----- wants a red dress. I <3 red clothing. And shoe. I can haz red shoes too?

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

yes

 

 

 

and television and remote

 

 

 

 

 

 

but if youcheat

 

 

 

 

 

then i crush you

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

perhaps i message this girl:

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/violinbap

SillySmartie

Dec 2, 2012

<----- wants a red dress. I <3 red clothing. And shoe. I can haz red shoes too?

We can make demands ITT?

I want tv and remote. Never cheat. Will wear red dress, but look better in turquoise.

Salaman_

Dec 2, 2012

good

 

 

 

 

cuz if you cheat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i will crush you

gritsucker

Dec 2, 2012

Oh dear 

 

 

first line of violinbap's profile

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I love to laugh"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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