Petsbody

Feb 17, 2013 11:13am

What affordable items of equipment should a healthy heterosexual couple get to enhance their love-life? What could be said to the basic accoutrements? Kinky contributors are especially welcome here

Petsbody

Feb 17, 2013 11:15am

Some items appear unaffordable. Some are so complex that one wonders whether they'd come with short but comprehensible instructions. Other things seem cruel, and possibly, some, dangerous. But sex-toys are essential, no?

DrGeniusWiener

Feb 17, 2013 11:16am

A sex slave or two. 

Petsbody

Feb 17, 2013 11:19am

Aren't they the playthings of the saxophonist?

DrGeniusWiener

Feb 17, 2013 11:32am

We should leave politics out of this discussion, Mr. P.

Petsbody

Feb 17, 2013 11:38am

But Bill Clinton's been gone for ages

stuckinitaly

Feb 17, 2013 11:41am

are you bored already?

Petsbody

Feb 17, 2013 12:05pm

No, I'm neither bored nor likely to be. But I'm proud to disclose I like to see a girl in light colour stockings, tightly attached, and long (preferably white) gloves. Nothing wrong with that, is there?

stuckinitaly

Feb 17, 2013 12:43pm

well, guess not.

personally I'm not into dress up, themes, games, etc

to each their own

stuckinitaly

Feb 17, 2013 12:43pm

when I'm too old to move , I think I want a bedroom swing

DrGeniusWiener

Feb 17, 2013 12:46pm

The beautiful dutiful sexretary loves swings.

Petsbody

Feb 17, 2013 12:52pm

That's all very well, but shouldn't we be able to get, at the supermarket, an affordable box of essential sexual accessories for newlyweds or someone? And, that being settled, what should it contain?

DrGeniusWiener

Feb 17, 2013 12:57pm

Exactly how healthy is this couple?

stuckinitaly

Feb 17, 2013 12:58pm

oh THOSE toys, apart from the dice I don't like them, stay away from the candy underwear,turns into one sticky mess

well you have t go back to the UK, and find them in the Den for Men shops, or the like

Petsbody

Feb 17, 2013 1:35pm

stuckinitaly

Feb 17, 2013 1:38pm

google it

Petsbody

Feb 17, 2013 1:41pm

But why can't you tell us, Ms? You appear to know what's necessary here. Anyway, I have consulted Google now: and I'm somewhat disappointed. Surely, dice are for probability-theorists, statisticians, gamblers, etc

LakeOFthoughts

Feb 17, 2013 2:12pm

Petsbody

Feb 17, 2013 2:42pm

Mind-blowing machines may be too complicated for a soul as simple as me. But thanks for the link. I keep thinking more in terms of a basic vibrator, &c

LakeOFthoughts

Feb 17, 2013 2:58pm

The Sybian is as simple as they get. All she needs to do is sit.   I haven't experienced the male Venus though....

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