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May 24, 2009

Word on the street is, Your Awesome May 23 - 1:35pm (1 message) Delete Forward Older Default user image offer_4_u Yesterday - 1:35pm Ok the details are as follows, it's a fetish, particularly a food fetish, no eating is involved, you use the food to pleasure me sexually. the food is cheese, more importantly Swiss cheese. Several methods can be use to pleasure me with the Swiss cheese, the easiest is to use a bar of Swiss cheese, you would use the bar by rubbing it along my dick, the sliding action would provide the stimulation. The second method, and this method is harder, is to use slices of Swiss cheese, with this method, you would wrap one slice at a time around my penis, sounds easy, but the slices must be snug, and I like about 12 slices of cheese, or else it will fall apart. Once on and snug, you would stroke me with the cheese. Total time to preform fetish no longer then 30 minutes. I am offering $50 currently for this. Let me know it your interested in pursuing this with me? Please send response to dragonstar721@hotmail.com With fetish in subject line. Thank you seriously. if i get one more email from this guy, i'm going to FLIP.
exphilient

May 24, 2009

Again, I'd like to say that the only cheese worth fucking is cottage.
slaydonkeypunch

May 24, 2009

brb emailing op about my sexual fetish. naked women
valson2

May 24, 2009

I feel bad for swiss cheeese man.
Steven_84

May 24, 2009

slay, you have a thing for naked women... that's crazy, me too. Small world.
slaydonkeypunch

May 24, 2009

oh man, i hate how this world thinks that getting an erection over a naked woman is wrong. we need to march on congress dude
exphilient

May 24, 2009

I think the naked woman fetish is growing in numbers. We should start our own association to stop the mistreatment of nude-female fetishers.
slaydonkeypunch

May 24, 2009

we are not freaks! a naked woman is an ok thing to get aroused over!
Sadie_A

May 24, 2009

oh my...at least he is willing to pay you 50 dollars!
jayme_k

May 24, 2009

ugh i got that message too! sorry you got that creepy note also.
exphilient

May 24, 2009

Slay - How about the National Association of Magnificent Bare Lady Admirers.
Steven_84

May 24, 2009

^^serious

I'd let you do it for free
EdgeofSanity

May 24, 2009

Easiest $50 I've ever made.
slaydonkeypunch

May 24, 2009

NAMBLA is taken by the marlon brando guys
Life_is_LOL

Jun 2, 2009

It's amazing how some people can be discusted by the stupidest of things, so this man has a "love" for his dairy products, to the point where he makes love to them. To me, while this maybe strange, it also makes me feel better, safer. I would rather know that a man prefers to have sex with cheese, then to have sex with children, teenagers, or even just rape women. So before you get discusted, ask yourself which is worse, sex with cheese or sex crimes? Because most social deviants tend to act out there compulsions for gratification towards other people in the form of indecent exsposer, rape, sex with children, ect. Atleast this man has chosen an object over a person. Now the man approaching people online is probably more for attention then anything else, but online is certainly better then in real life. Reguardless I find your reactions funny, you people sound like a bunch of low self esteem idiots, to let something so mild bother you, take a good hard look at what people really like to do as far as sex and fetishes go, and you will see that the swiss cheese man's fetish will seem normal by comparsent.
lcarde1

Jun 16, 2009

aww--yeah, i remember this.

kittyharper

Jun 16, 2009

^^  I wonder why he's talking about himself in the third person... :p

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