GuyinChicago

Feb 11, 2009

Besides having sex with their dogs or cats, researchers have compiled a list of stuff that white people like: #121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos #120 Taking a Year Off #119 Sea Salt #118 Ugly Sweater Parties #117 Political Prisoners #116 Black Music that Black People Donít Listen to Anymore #115 Promising to Learn a New Language #114 America #113 Halloween #112 Hummus #111 Pea Coats #110 Frisbee Sports #109 The Onion #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References #106 Facebook #105 Unpaid Internships #104 Girls with Bangs #103 Sweaters #102 Childrenís Games as Adults #101 Being Offended #100 Bumper Stickers #99 Grammar #98 The Ivy League #97 Scarves #96 New Balance Shoes #95 Rugby #94 Free Healthcare #93 Music Piracy #92 Book Deals #91 San Francisco #90 Dinner Parties #89 St. Patrickís Day #88 Having Gay Friends #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes #86 Shorts #85 The Wire #84 T-Shirts #83 Bad Memories of High School #82 Hating Corporations #81 Graduate School #80 The Idea of Soccer #79 Modern Furniture #78 Multilingual Children #77 Musical Comedy #76 Bottles of Water #75 Threatening to Move to Canada #74 Oscar Parties #73 Gentrification #72 Study Abroad #71 Being the only white person around #70 Difficult Breakups #69 Mos Def #68 Michel Gondry #67 Standing Still at Concerts #66 Divorce #65 Co-Ed Sports #64 Recycling #63 Expensive Sandwiches #62 Knowing Whatís Best for Poor People #61 Bicycles #60 Toyota Prius #59 Natural Medicine #58 Japan #57 Juno #56 Lawyers #55 Apologies #54 Kitchen Gadgets #53 Dogs #52 Sarah Silverman #51 Living by the Water #50 Irony #49 Vintage #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops #47 Arts Degrees #46 The Sunday New York Times #45 Asian Fusion Food #44 Public Radio #43 Plays #42 Sushi #41 Indie Music #40 Apple Products #39 Netflix #38 Arrested Development #37 Renovations #36 Breakfast Places #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report #34 Architecture #33 Marijuana #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism #31 Snowboarding #30 Wrigley Field #29 80s Night #28 Not having a TV #27 Marathons #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) #25 David Sedaris #24 Wine #23 Microbreweries #22 Having Two Last Names #21 Writers Workshops #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture #19 Traveling #18 Awareness #17 Hating their Parents #16 Gifted Children #15 Yoga #14 Having Black Friends #13 Tea #12 Non-Profit Organizations #11 Asian Girls #10 Wes Anderson Movies #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside #8 Barack Obama #7 Diversity #6 Organic Food #5 Farmerís Markets #4 Assists #3 Film Festivals #2 Religions their parents donít belong to #1 Coffee
Thomsenite

Feb 11, 2009

By "researchers have compiled a list" I guess you mean you ripped off some guys blog.
MalvertPRedd

Feb 11, 2009

The list is accurate. I'm black and I hate all of these things.
GuyinChicago

Feb 11, 2009

No I will give you the credit to the site.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com I am not a loser. I don't sit around like a faggot compiling this stuff. This is for laugh. Don't faggots laugh too? Funny that you CONCEDE that you like fucking dogs. Do dogs like anal sex?
somelocalartist

Feb 11, 2009

Don't forget this"

^ Fuck you.
xGnomex

Feb 11, 2009

Those white folk sure be crazy!
GuyinChicago

Feb 11, 2009

Well I am going bar hopping Thurs or Friday. I may share some war stories so you guys have some encouragement to go out and meet real women. (I am not directing my comments at the black guys), only the white guys and pussy asian guys. I am not a pussy.
Sherrice

Feb 11, 2009

...Mike?
somelocalartist

Feb 11, 2009

yup.
dgbdc

Feb 11, 2009

Christ, how many accounts do you have? What is wrong with you?
Sherrice

Feb 11, 2009

Ugh. This is like his third one today.
GuyinChicago

Feb 11, 2009

Dude, you are a gay guy online looking for dick at 12:30 am. What is wrong with me? ME?? Maybe I like standup comic. But I am NOT assfucking a man.
GuyinChicago

Feb 11, 2009

I will be your mother. Don't fuck me though.
jakepoop333

Feb 11, 2009

It was funny until I realised that it was mostly random stuff. I do like jazz, though.
GuyinChicago

Feb 11, 2009

Okay I got to go now. I got to send that fucking email again. Waiting for the stupid bitch to sign on.
skrik

Feb 11, 2009

Mike is a masterposter, sadly enough. Nobody on this site has made me laugh more than him.
timmysin

Feb 11, 2009

Presto!!! He's gone again.
DiscoJer

Feb 11, 2009

Don't forget Abba.
Jeblo

Feb 11, 2009

Stuff Black people like: Drinking 40s of OE and purple drank. Having sex with white women. Listening to Jazz. Living off the government. Trying to make others fear them. Disobeying the law. Anything fried. Anything name brand. Acting a'fool Jerry curls Henesy Dressing in jerseys beating women No memory of high school.
f3ralanarchy

Feb 11, 2009

ummmm. i dont drink 40s. never had "purple drank". never been with white women, rarely if ever listen to jazz, ive never received a single thing regarding welfare or states assistance, i dont wear name brand clothes except for my shoes, i dont act a fool, never had a jheri curl, never beat a woman, dont like henn. great memories of highschool. YEA CLASS OF 94! GO STAGS!!! and oh yea....im black not mixed, both parents are black. so now wha?

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