Ladies, do you expect--or would you give--a fuck at the end of the FIRST date?

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BiggestCockEver

Aug 15, 2013

Okay, I never know what to do when I actually have a "woman", since they're few and far between. I've actually had relationships where no "dick" was involved...so the protocol for a first date? I'm kind of unclear on it. Am I supposed to try to fuck the woman at the end of the date if I'm interested in her? Seriously, I tried it once, and the lady said it was like fucking her brother! The first dick is probably going to be a little stiff, because I still really don't KNOW you yet--so do I wait, or are you going to think I'm not interested. Maybe you should all bring one of those miniature vibrators on your dates...then if it has a GREEN light, we'll know the battery's okay, and if it has a red light, we'll know to recharge it!

Vuht

Aug 15, 2013

sum up of all the future comments:

'no, i don't do this.'

'i sometimes do this.'

'i'll do this if we really connect.'

'i see no problem doing this.'

What9Thousand

Aug 15, 2013

Am I supposed to

Just do as you please. If you want to try to fuck her, try to fuck her. If you don't, don't. If some idiot thinks what you're doing is bad manners, she doesn't have to date you.

BiggestCockEver

Aug 15, 2013

What if I abduct her and lock her in my secret basement for 10 years or so. with all my other "dates"?

Will she be involved?

smashingmayo

Aug 15, 2013

swampy said wut's on first. You can't have two peeps on the same base or one would be out.
Tulefel

Aug 15, 2013

Of course! First thing – first. Otherwise how would you know whether he is worth the trouble to date him again?

:)

Tulefel

Aug 15, 2013

Am I supposed to try

 

Forgot to comment. Yes, you are.

 

wutsthishere

Aug 15, 2013

^^^yea that's true. I wanted to be short stop but was turned down. it's just as well though because I don't even know what that is.

BiggestCockEver

Aug 15, 2013

That's what I am. They say "You're short! Stop."

sandyvs

Aug 15, 2013

Unless there is incredible chemistry, where you know you're BOTH feeling it, DON'T try anything more than a kiss. Then, if she agrees to go out with you again, you're golden. (Unless you do sumpthin to totally mess it up, and give her reason NOT to sleep with you.)

smashingmayo

Aug 15, 2013

I think anyone who would date sandy would surely hope she fucks on never.
sandyvs

Aug 15, 2013

Well, you don't get paid to think, do you, Dumbass?

In fact, do you get paid at all? How long since you've had a job? Have you ever had a job or have you been mooching off your parents all these years? Loser!

BiggestCockEver

Aug 15, 2013

You know, with longer hair Sandy might look kind of like elliebear.

 

13th post for great advice

smashingmayo

Aug 15, 2013

sandy being childish as usual.
ReyesOfSunshine

Aug 15, 2013

So gross. In one day, you don't know where that thing's been. I'd rather get to know someone better than risking myself like that, personally...

Chaeddd

Aug 15, 2013

It is rude to expect getting anything on the 1st date.

,of course do bring a condom, you might get lucky!

ReyesOfSunshine

Aug 15, 2013

^ good advice

BiggestCockEver

Aug 15, 2013

I'd rather get to know someone better

For you, I'd make an exception. I would wait until the third before trying to steal home.

After all, I don't want to be rude! Just a little crude.

 


Biggest Condom Ever

ReyesOfSunshine

Aug 15, 2013

lmao

Vuht

Aug 15, 2013

Biggest Condom Ever

you live in america, home of the tiny condoms.

i got chu figured out.

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