namasteca10

Jan 12, 2013

if you're a straight guy looking to hook up with girls on here, any tips on creating a profile for that, so that girls get it and don't get all offended? my experience on here has been that most if not all girls are looking for relationships on here. or at least they say they are, so people don't think they're sluts. 

problem is if you post that you're just looking for sex, none of the hot girls will give you the time of day, so... we're forced to say we want a relationship, right?

chucker23n

Jan 12, 2013

Be interesting?

Also…

WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

lol?

CampAnawanna_

Jan 12, 2013

Nice sock

Sushibitch

Jan 12, 2013

The only real answer is to focus on girls who say they are looking for, or open to, hook-ups. If they don't want casual sex, you're not going to persuade them, and trying to persuade them is likely to cause offence. You may have more luck on a site geared more towards casual hook-ups; there are some listed here.

wutsthishere

Jan 12, 2013

whatever happened to hooking up in bars?

Sushibitch

Jan 12, 2013

^ Mail order is so much easier, you don't have to have a conversation or anything.

chucker23n

Jan 12, 2013

whatever happened to hooking up in bars?

It requires social skills, the nemesis of the Internet.

wutsthishere

Jan 12, 2013

I'll wait for the free shipping specials.

 

^ that's what the alcohol is for. 

SillySmartie

Jan 12, 2013

For starters, perhaps your profile name shouldn't sound like an allusion to boobs? that or it seems like you're a drama llama pain in the ass MORE than a handful. 

Also,

Nice sock

shoegal71

Jan 12, 2013

I thought it was the second.

Also,

Nice sock

chucker23n

Jan 12, 2013

^ that's what the alcohol is for. 

They're not gonna find me hotter just because they're inebriated!

SillySmartie

Jan 12, 2013

^Whiskers! RaWr!

SillySmartie

Jan 12, 2013

I thought it was the second.

Well after reading his profile, it seems he's referring to his manhood.

Sushibitch

Jan 12, 2013

^Ah. Because boasting about the size of your penis _is_ pretty hot.

shoegal71

Jan 12, 2013

Would one refer to a 10 inch penis as a handful? Or maybe's referring to the fact that he's got some very large testicles, which can be associated with mental retardation?

SillySmartie

Jan 12, 2013

^^ Well because obviously, a big johnson makes us unable to think straight and we no longer care if a man is nice, or intelligent or funny. AMIRITE?

^ Ha!

Salaman_

Jan 12, 2013

HEy guys 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hows it goin?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

can we talk about food now?

SillySmartie

Jan 12, 2013

^ Of course, darlin' brownies?

Salaman_

Jan 12, 2013

you know me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im more of a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cookie/taco

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

man

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;)

sandyvs

Jan 12, 2013

Why ya'll hatin on the sock? He posted a picture.

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