M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 27, 2013

Sometimes women don't respond favourably to my advances. What the hell is wrong with them?

What9Thousand

Jan 27, 2013

Feminism.

DiscoJer

Jan 27, 2013

Er, feminism is what enables pick up artists in the first place...

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 27, 2013

You're a "feminism."

 

Sorry, couldn't pass that up... But seriously, I know it's not my fault and those women must have 'issues' for not recognizing what a great catch I am, but the professional man in me naturally wants to take responsibility and defeat them at their own crazy game. How are we gonna put some more zig in my zag so even the crazy bitches be seeing my swagga?

Conrad_Nomikos

Jan 28, 2013

Sometimes women don't respond favourably to my advances. What the hell is wrong with them?

Probably just common sense...

flyinsiamese

Jan 28, 2013

A lot of people weren't born with a sense of humor.

Conrad_Nomikos

Jan 28, 2013

Sorry, the thread isn't humorous, just lame and boring.

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 28, 2013

^ You're lame and boring, and have contributed nothing with your lame and boring comments. Go be a douche somewhere else - you're scaring away all the pretty ladies and standing in the way of those who may want to contribute something of value to my thread.

/playa hata

What9Thousand

Jan 28, 2013

Feminism

Conrad_Nomikos

Jan 28, 2013

standing in the way of those who may want to contribute something of value to my thread.

Certainly you're not talking about yourself here...

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 28, 2013

^^ Could you elaborate a bit further? I'm pretty sure I don't have any feminisms in my profile, but if you've spotted one somewhere, do let me know and I'll correct it immediately.

^ I came here for input, and you're just looking for a fight. Pull your panties out of your crack and find something better to do with your time between rub-outs.

pseupseudio

Jan 28, 2013

i miss when parody profiles were clever

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 28, 2013

I miss when people made clever replies that were more than a single trite word or sentence.

Maybe I should post myself to Reddit for advice? The regulars of this forum appear to be a bit dense.

Conrad_Nomikos

Jan 28, 2013

You should do that. It would certainly be on par with you...

some more zig in my zag so even the crazy bitches be seeing my swagga

I'm sorry dog, for not seeing the awesomeness, seriousness in these words and the sincere plea for help. My bad.

LE: Idea. Let's all talk jive from now on in this thread...

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 28, 2013

^ Apology accepted. Now what can we do to get me this sweet azn who IGNORED my panty-melting pickup line? I mean, sure, she probably gets at least 50 messages per day because she's about the hottest chick in this state, but that's all the more reason she should be with me.

God, women do the most irrational things some times... make my life difficult.

Conrad_Nomikos

Jan 28, 2013

You're a moron.

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 28, 2013

^ Can you quantify that somehow? I'm a man of science, so I'm open to the possibility, but I fail to see it from my current perspective.

Thanks in advance!

What9Thousand

Jan 28, 2013

Could you elaborate a bit further?

Well, because of feminism, women think it is their prerogative to choose mates based on their own personal preferences, rather than just doing whatever you (a man) want them to do.

 

Sushibitch

Jan 28, 2013

This guy is kidding, right?

M_ss_ng-L_nk

Jan 28, 2013

^ I know, right? For having a psychology degree, What9 clearly doesn't understand women too well. Must not have had any female siblings.

*sigh*

If only Ayn Rand were here...

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