HottieUnlimited

Apr 14, 2013

http://twirlytwirl.tumblr.com/image/47881064735

They're all 'name brand' and cost 10-25$ each. I got them for $15. They're polarized so that's chill. Also, the oakleys in there are my other ones I just lumped them in. Anyway, ron is gay. BBL.

Me-not-so-smart

Apr 14, 2013

  • I got a clear desk too so my woman can see when im ready to dust her off,
VulgarVulva4STD

Apr 14, 2013

can't_believe_this_hasn't_got_u_laid

HottieUnlimited

Apr 15, 2013

Have pix of my sweet bike. Stay tuned.

HottieUnlimited

Apr 15, 2013

Me-not-so-smart

Apr 15, 2013

  • Nice smoked lenses on the jeep
HottieUnlimited

Apr 15, 2013

Me-not-so-smart

Apr 15, 2013

I have the older ones that arent smoked! Best headlights ever. I get people mad at me cus they run so bright and they try to high beam me for miles

locality

Apr 16, 2013

holy shit you're looking old and fat too

not as much as me but i don't need to be youthful and in shape, i'm an intellectual 

HottieUnlimited

Apr 16, 2013

Yea I got fat over the winter. I'm going to lose weight now w/ my bike though.

Me-not-so-smart

Apr 16, 2013

  • I wanna get those square LED boxes for the jeep
GGMFSOB

Apr 16, 2013

Those apartments are depressing.

 

I never understood Fixies.

  • Is it a tall, single speed BMX bike you can't take off sweet jumps?
  • Or is it a road bike you can't shift?
  • Isn't a scruffy beard required?
  • Where do Fixie owners work now that all the Tower Record stores are gone?
Chaeddd

Apr 16, 2013

That fixie, it appears to have no brakes,freewheel or derailure.

I suppose it must have one of those old school hubs with three speeds an a coaster brake.

Me-not-so-smart

Apr 16, 2013

  • fixies became popular for bike messengers - years ago.
  • I had one then. You can do awesome track stands and it builds your strength and endurance as you cannot slack taking hills.
  • I understand you dont know this
GGMFSOB

Apr 16, 2013

I understand you dont know this

No... I know I don't understand this.

Chaeddd

Apr 16, 2013

^ If you don't have to go up many hills, 3 speeds is all you really need.

HottieUnlimited

Apr 17, 2013

Sounds like you have no idea what a fixed gear is, wikipedia it, dumbass & I do have a front brake. F*** you are one dumb idiot.

wolpertinger_

Apr 17, 2013

I don't get fixed gear bikes, either. But I suppose they might make sense if you lived where there were no hills whatsoever. Freewheels ftw.

Me-not-so-smart

Apr 17, 2013

  • fixies are awesome. stick to your mundane 16 speed huffy from walmart suckers
wolpertinger_

Apr 17, 2013

I'll have you know my bike is a Raleigh Twenty. It's the kind of bike you see little old ladies go shopping with and I probably look like a massive twat riding it, so feel free to mock me. I don't care. It's fun to ride and has 3 gears and a freewheel. It makes me laugh that my 33 year old bike has more modern conveniences than a trendy new fixie.

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