MattSTL

Jan 1, 2010

  • Prostitutes can be there for you in your time of sexual need.
  • Prostitutes don't necessarily care if you're butt ugly, but even the homiest of women on OkCupid are picky.
  • The women of OkCupid cannot be distinguished from figments of the imagination. (How do we know half of them aren't actually some 50-year-old man sitting in his underwear in his basement?)
  • It doesn't take half a month of messages to meet up for coffee with a prostitute.
  • A prostitute won't throw a fit if you so much as mention anything vaguely sexual.
MajorThomas

Jan 1, 2010

So, how was the prostitute last night? First name basis yet?

MattSTL

Jan 1, 2010

By the way, I'm not advocating guys ditch OkCupid for a prostitute or similar, but I am saying, if people relied on OkCupid for mates in the past, our species would have long since gone extinct.

MajorThomas: I don't visit prostitutes. I'm just saying OkCupid is a worse option than prostitutes (I'm trying to make women think about how they make it too hard for guys on here).

ThatCharmsChick

Jan 1, 2010

but I am saying, if people relied on OkCupid for mates in the past, our species would have long since gone extinct.

So you're saying that prostitutes have populated the earth thus far, or am I reading too far into that?

paintedbench

Jan 1, 2010

Prostatooooots!!!

"No, man. No. They're not going to give it up for a shoe you made out of a dog."

MajorThomas

Jan 1, 2010

I guess prostitution can seem better than dating, but who really enjoys dating?

being in a relationship is a little different.

Wizzorox

Jan 1, 2010

but I am saying, if people relied on OkCupid for mates in the past, our species would have long since gone extinct.

No.

Just because you fail at everything sex related doesn't mean others do.

Most the 'regulars' here either have someone currently, had in the past or have met other okc users irl, often resulting in sex and good times.

It's just that you suck.

We've been other this before, many times.

 

I don't visit prostitutes. I'm just saying OkCupid is a worse option than prostitutes

LOL

That's like saying: I don't eat cereal, that's wrong, I eat granola bars, which are a WORSE OPTION THAN CEREAL.

This thread is going on a future episode of wizo slinger, along with all Matt's failures (and I am sure they will be numerous and lulzy) for 2010.

Let's kick this mofo off.

BillyBoy64

Jan 1, 2010

I'm just saying OkCupid is a worse option than prostitutes (I'm trying to make women think about how they make it too hard for guys on here).

I'm sure this will help the women re-evaluate any responses they have/haven't made to you in the past, and immediately rectify that. Your charming statement will win them right over.  I think I hear them lining up at the door, right now. 

Wizzorox

Jan 1, 2010

Dude, there is nothing else he could say that could 'further damage' him at this point.

Hell, the admission he has 5 mexican tranny hookers in his basement right now, dead, being used as vessels for his rage/love wouldn't even be shocking at this point.

LookingForMoore

Jan 1, 2010

Matt, you have multiple failures here.  Watch any part of the "Cathouse" series on HBO sometime.  Hundreds of women from across the country call the Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada every week asking how they can join the team of women living and working in the brothel.  Many adult film stars make more money working at The Ranch than they do in the film business.    Look up Air Force Amy for an example of somebody who has excelled in the brothel industry.  Your ignorance is showing.  Please, cover up.

Catharticarcas

Jan 1, 2010

Pretty much.

autumneveryday4

Jan 1, 2010

Prostitutes are the worst. If you are on Okcupid just to get laid then you are an idiot.

Zōroástrēs

Jan 1, 2010

There is also the small matter of looking for relationships and love. A prostitute is not there to enjoy the park on a sunny day with you. A prostitute is not there to share thoughts and dream. A prostitute is not there when you need someone to make you a bowl of soup when you're sick. The list could go on and on. Prostitutes offer almost nothing. In fact, the most oppressive part about not having someone in your life is loneliness, and I suspect relying on prostitutes for moments of carnal pleasure would serve to underscore and amplify the feelings of loneliness.

Also, did you know that prostitutes also make their services available to others? Maybe lots of others. Maybe lots of other without protection. There is a fairly solid chance that a prostitute will not even be thoroughly cleaned up from her last appointment. How can that not turn you off?

OKCupid may not suit your needs, but it is only one more opportunity to connect with people. It can't fail you. It is not a partner machine. All it is intended to be is a point of intersection. The first oportunity to fail is in the hands of the user.

 

@MajorThomas- I actually did enjoy dating.

Roger_Dodger

Jan 1, 2010

Curious, Matt: Have you changed your approach yet, or are you still using the same approach that had led to your "I'm horny" thread? Shake things up a little, man. Your problem is that you cling to values that bring you more misery than happiness.

ColeAnthony

Jan 1, 2010

lmao, this is pretty pathetic, i feel no empathy for you. Yeh prostitutes will sleep with you. if you want a connection though, you are going to have to attempt to be a decent human being. On a side note, im sure if your eyes werent so close together you would get more dates.

Wizzorox

Jan 1, 2010

Prostitutes are the worst.

And so are shop vendors, and and anyone else who sells a product for a financial gain.

THOSE MONSTERS.


If you are on Okcupid just to get laid then you are an idiot.

Correction, an idiot who gets laid.

I'll take it!

cupcakegirl65

Jan 1, 2010

Wow, you sound really bitter. This is not a quality that women look for. Keep that in mind. HTH's!

ThatCharmsChick

Jan 1, 2010

@ Cole: Not cool, dude. Not cool.

LookingForMoore

Jan 1, 2010

If you are on Okcupid just to get laid then you are an idiot.

 

What if you're on OKCupid with the intent of meeting people with whom you have a high probability of eventually getting laid, even if it just takes some time to coordinate all the logistics involved?  For serious, I can't drive 80 miles at the drop of a hat.  That shit takes planning.

ColeAnthony

Jan 1, 2010

@ Cole: Not cool, dude. Not cool.

How so? I mean truthfully, dude has no idea how to speak to people, let alone women. Maybe that has something to do with it? or......what i said originally :)

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