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Deader than a whore in a mattress
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So that is where all those road kill squirrels have been vanishing to... |
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Is that why you're mooning me?
Not that I mind the view... |
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nono, animal insertions was last season |
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finally, all of my blowing into knots is showing signs of paying off. w00t! |
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Oh thoap you never disappoint.....I <3 u |
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THEY COME IN MATRESSES? BOX CUTTER, NEEEEEEOW |
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^^I less than three you as well, but love me carefully. If I get into your eyes you should flush them with water immediately. |
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I stalk you every time you post a new photo of your ass. Makes me feel dirty. I like it. |
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^I also stalk her for the same reason, but I dont feel dirty. The new shot probably has her stalks soaring. |
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You have to get the corpses fresh if you want them to stay hard. |
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All I can think of when I see her ass is Calamity. Something aint right hurr. |
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truer words have never been spoken |
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dear missjamille,
Tie me up, put nipple clamps on me, spank me, and call me a dirty slut.
then walk naked on my chest in stilleto heels
thank you.
Love, slay |
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yeah... 'cause all I can think is "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck..."
PS Slay, you're sick buddy. You should see someone for that. |
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By someone he means me....someone who will tear your bitchass up :) |
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No, see if he sees you, he'll never recover. I was thinking a therapist, not a rapist. |
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i seen a therapist before, in elementry school
my ass be tough bitches |
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your ass is no match for bruiser |
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You died a slow death general....but i will still fuck you anyways. I have been experimenting with necrophilia.