smashingmayo

Mar 12, 2013

Even the non-religious should think it's kinda cool and itneresting how they select the pope and do the smoke and all that. Although, I read how they mess up the smoke usually where you can't tell if it's white or not. lol.
Roboscopy

Mar 12, 2013

That's some good grammar you got in the title there, champ.

And... I don't know... and mostly don't care how they select the new pope since I can't really do anything about it.

DrGeniusWiener

Mar 12, 2013

It all depends on what the sacrificed alter boys had for breakfast that morning, Mayo.

smashingmayo

Mar 12, 2013

nah. Also, i saw people bet on brackets on it like for basketball.
DrGeniusWiener

Mar 12, 2013

My money's on the Nigerian.

trish6912

Mar 12, 2013

There's a Nigerian Pope??

DrGeniusWiener

Mar 12, 2013

Trish just got a moisty.

trish6912

Mar 12, 2013

It's probably some white Nigerian guy, right?

smashingmayo

Mar 12, 2013

I was gonna make a thread about some typical lie Obama told and now I am toot ired to remember what it was. Oh yeah, I rememebr now...
trish6912

Mar 12, 2013

now I am toot ired to remember

I'm toot ired tor ead it

MsOtis

Mar 12, 2013

the Nigerian guy is actually black. That would be a cool choice, and a first.

Also, I saw those brackets, Mayo. That's pretty funny, and they are set up like the basketball playoffs.

The Pope vote will go much faster though. (than the playoffs)

I think they vote like 3 or 4 times a day. After the initial vote for quite a few that are nominated (today), the votes very quickly get down to a few names.

They're saying it shouldn't take more than about 5 days to chose the Pope.

Chaeddd

Mar 12, 2013

According to St. Malichi the next pope will be Peter the Roman. He will be the last pope.

He might be using a different name now.

MsOtis

Mar 13, 2013

Black smoke already this morning.

3 more votes to go today.

rip59

Mar 13, 2013

If they  don't choose a black pope they are racist bastards.  Once he becomes pope it would be a sin to criticize him ; he's black you know.  

ebb_isanalias

Mar 13, 2013

We already know the next pope will be white.  Even the color of the smoke tells you that.

A white Dalai Lama might be cool.

Sushibitch

Mar 13, 2013

Yeah, he's white, Argentinian, not called Peter, and helped the Argentinian navy escape justice for the murder of thousands of Argentinians.

I can't help feeling they could have chosen better.

smashingmayo

Mar 13, 2013

rip, haha, indeed people will claim they're racist. It's like EVERY position in the world has to be held by a black man because it's trendy. Bunch of racist idiots think that way.
belialx90

Mar 14, 2013

Mayo is entirely not racist. So he wants a black man to hold the position between both of his butt cheeks and right up to his prostrate gland, using his big black penis.

PS. Mayo wants a Pope who doesn't use soap on a rope.

rip59

Mar 14, 2013

Snorkel.  Retire.  Why should anyone care about an argentinian pope?  Even if he only is a white guy?

Side--Effect

Mar 14, 2013

^^Just smashing the mayo with the great black pope.

Mayon just got interesting.

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