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Stuck in my boxers
Ovelpo

I was going to a party tonight and went to take a shower. When I got out of my room I relized a left my key card inside. "these are new locks only around 1 week old" and so I had to go to the main building 1/4 mile away to get them to give me a temp one. all the time in my boxers and towel. well the key didnt work and after waiting for the on call maintenance guy to show up for 1.5 hours I get into my room and instantly drop and brake my phone. FAIL.

_daphne_

no thanks, good luck on this site

ccfrk

The key to my heart always works for you, puto. You know this, dork

laquist

Stuck to my boxers

FTFY

ccfrk

I have to get this out: Your ^ pic gives me the vapors. Not that I'm getting all gay on you and shit.........

laquist

Not my target audience, but thanks!

Now, am I overreading the OP, or did he not include any explanation of how taking a shower led to his being outside in his underwear?

ccfrk

Just a compliment. Don't get all Marilyn Musgrave on me.

:P

laquist

Was it so necessary to give me homework?

ccfrk

Well........

Ovelpo

Well I live in a dorm type setting so my bathroom is shared with one others person when I leave the door closes from springs and user to have to be locked with a Key. But recently they replaced the locks while I was out of state with these new ones that are like card keys you get at hotels well thats in my wallet and I dont shower with my wallet. So theres the Explination of why It is locked And I share the bathroom so theres why I was in my boxers not just a towel.

ccfrk

As long as I get still get in there, that's cool.

kamilledanger

cc...stop flirting with anything that walks, you remind me of one of my buddies. where's your girl anywho? did evhad finally beat her to death?

laquist

Since this "dorm type setting" obviously has nothing to do with education, I'll assume you're incarcerated ... and the party actually took place in the showers.

Ovelpo

Well it makes more sense if you've ever looked at my profile but sense a click is to much. Im in the Military so Incarcerated is close.

laquist

....... and the party was in the showers.

Ovelpo

Well yeah parties are always in showers? how else are you supposed to get clean.

laquist

Well played.

cc, all yours now.

bitterkold

Damn bro; sounds like you had a bad night;  I'm srry :(   Hopefully the rest of the weekend is better

 

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